Dont shout Clocker. You might wake her up.
Poster
BT Rep: +1
Dont shout Clocker. You might wake her up.
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Poster
BT Rep: +1
I am going to bed. I am getting depressed at the torment that this boy has had to go through today.
Clocker has had a hard time too.
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Shovel Ready
I actually heard he has the phillip head variant, but good spot, anyway.Originally posted by hobbes+17 October 2003 - 16:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 17 October 2003 - 16:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@18 October 2003 - 00:40
Hobbes, I noticed that man was not wearing a shirt. Is it anyone we know?
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Christsakes, hobbes.
By highlighting the nuts and bolts of sex you make it seem so tawdry...
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
omfg you too, how the hell did they find out, damn it must have been that one b**** that i broke up with few years back damn herOriginally posted by clocker@17 October 2003 - 12:28
I'm not certain how the information leaked out, but, judging by my incoming mail box, the entire internet is aware that I have an extremely small penis.
Fortunately for me, there are many kind people who would be willing to help me out.
These selfless souls seem to be divided into two camps regarding the best method of rectifying my condition.
The first group advocates herbal remedies/supplements, and I must admit that this is attractive...all I have to do is take pills for a few weeks and then I can join the rest of the men of the world in having a donkey sized member.
The second group is more mechanically inclined- primarily vacuum devices. As I am sort of a klutz I fear that I may make an error and end up as a tripod by mistake. The advantage, of course, is that this method is faster.
As many of you know, I recently found the love of my life- anna!annamiller!- and I am loathe to disappoint her when at last the moment of truth arrives. So this is VERY important to me.
I seek therefore, advice from all the huge-penised men ( who are apparently the norm) as how best to achieve parity.
Please don't let anna!annamiller! down.
Shovel Ready
BillyDean tells me that it is the Mossad.
They have surveilled every public restroom in the world.
They are VERY good.
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
lol well then (note to self don't use public bathrooms anymore)Originally posted by clocker@17 October 2003 - 22:14
BillyDean tells me that it is the Mossad.
They have surveilled every public restroom in the world.
They are VERY good.
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