The Fine Art Of Farting.......

**summerlinda** · 10-25-2003, 04:32 PM

This thread has TOO MUCH info

**NotoriousBIC** · 10-25-2003, 05:29 PM

For style points:
Let one of those 'silent but deadly' farts rip and say with a straight face: "Do I smell something burning?!".
Don't forget to leg it after the people of room had a good, deep sniff. B)

**Lamsey** · 10-25-2003, 05:35 PM

**CrumbCat** · 10-25-2003, 05:37 PM

I once put together a Traveling Road Act - the act, you guessed it - Farting! It wasn't me farting, but a group of Dogs.

I've re-created the act for your viewing pleasure.

Enjoy!

Click the image to see the act!

This reply (or lack thereof) has been brought to you as a courtesy of CrumbCat.
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**Evil Gemini** · 10-25-2003, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by Wolfmight@25 October 2003 - 16:03
It must be horrible when a girl farts during anal.
heh, anal is pretty gross anyways.. might like have to use toilet paper on your Pecker. If a girl gives anal before her blowjob... damn that's really filthy

Damnit man thats disgusting. Cmon, farting while....Oh man thats sick!!!!

**Yogi** · 10-25-2003, 05:41 PM

Wow........

That's what i call: Fine Art!!!!!!!!

Yogi

**TheBigGfella** · 10-25-2003, 08:49 PM

I've been FINED (real money) about £150 at work for farting too much!! Had the disciplinary hearing, the whole 9 yards. Pathetic, it was. I mean, it's a natural bodily function like going fror a crap or a piss.

Mind you, they do stink. I've just let one go as I write this! (seriously).

**bigboab** · 10-25-2003, 08:53 PM

Originally posted by TheBigGfella@25 October 2003 - 20:49
I've been FINED (real money) about £150 at work for farting too much!! Had the disciplinary hearing, the whole 9 yards. Pathetic, it was. I mean, it's a natural bodily function like going fror a crap or a piss.

Mind you, they do stink. I've just let one go as I write this! (seriously).

Where were you working? In a space ship?

**TheBigGfella** · 10-25-2003, 08:58 PM

Originally posted by bigboab+25 October 2003 - 20:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 25 October 2003 - 20:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheBigGfella@25 October 2003 - 20:49
I've been FINED (real money) about £150 at work for farting too much!! Had the disciplinary hearing, the whole 9 yards. Pathetic, it was. I mean, it's a natural bodily function like going fror a crap or a piss.

Mind you, they do stink. I've just let one go as I write this! (seriously).

Where were you working? In a space ship?

[/b][/quote]
I'm absolutely serious. I was fined. It was about 5 years ago. I kid ye not.