How to send pm? OMG!

[chalice]

Also, keep it short, hotshot.

Learn by MBM"s horrible mistakes.

[megabyteme]

It's true. I once believed the average IQ on this site was higher than that of a head of lettuce, and the reading comprehension levels were above 2nd grade. I now realize those egregious errors and try not to make them anymore.

This post excluded, naturally, because this will be on page 4 of the thread, and only a handful can make it past the 2nd without it being required reading.

[Quarterquack]

You, sir, are a clueless dick.

You flit into this forum like you pretend to know it, yet you don't.

You're like a big fat generic fat big thing which ultimately will be ineffectual to the max.

You, sir, are a moronic baboon.

You flit into this argument like you pretend to know why I reacted the way I did, yet you don't.

You are a big fat generic fat big thing, which is currently ineffectual to the max.

Short enough for your attention span, or would you like it shorter?

[chalice]

You, sir, are a clueless dick.

You flit into this forum like you pretend to know it, yet you don't.

You're like a big fat generic fat big thing which ultimately will be ineffectual to the max.

You, sir, are a moronic baboon.

You flit into this argument like you pretend to know why I reacted the way I did, yet you don't.

You are a big fat generic fat big thing, which is currently ineffectual to the max.

Short enough for your attention span, or would you like it shorter?

Better. A couple of points, though...

Not short enough. Lacking originality.

Of course, you'll shirk originality with some excuse about a parody that just didn't work. Why didn't it work?

Cos you lack courage and resolve. I can understand that, though. You're naturally intimidated. I have that effect upon a lot of your sort.

Don't feel bad.

[Speedo]

You, sir, are a moronic baboon.

You flit into this argument like you pretend to know why I reacted the way I did, yet you don't.

You are a big fat generic fat big thing, which is currently ineffectual to the max.

Short enough for your attention span, or would you like it shorter?

Better. A couple of points, though...

Not short enough. Lacking originality.

Of course, you'll shirk originality with some excuse about a parody that just didn't work. Why didn't it work?

Cos you lack courage and resolve. I can understand that, though. You're naturally intimidated. I have that effect upon a lot of your sort.

Don't feel bad.

He was right about the moronic baboon thing tho..

[chalice]

Even a spastic clock tells the right time several times a day.

Probability favoured her.

[snaper]

aww come on ...