I wish I could post the audio to this, it was one of the funniest things I've ever heard...
Glenn Beck radio November 3, 2010 - 20:25 ET
GLENN: This is kind of happy in your face groovy, dope-smoking, hippy music, isn't it? Which I'm sure the dope smoking hippies are happy today. I mean, who wouldn't be? You know, especially when you can just take the word of Nancy Pelosi. She gets it right again.
PAT: She is a genius.
VOICE: Early returns and the overwhelming number of Democrats who are coming out, we're on pace to maintain the majority in the House of Representatives.
PAT: [ Laughter ] O that's rich. [ Laughter ]
GLENN: So she's still going to the Speaker of the house. Oh, wait. She's not.
PAT: [ Laughter ]
GLENN: But the Democrats can still pass and jam down anybody's throat any bill that they want--
PAT: no. [ Laughter ]
GLENN: They can't.
PAT: [ Laughter ]
GLENN: Oh, I feel bad about that.
STU: They do, too. Here's the thing. The big establishment Republican party got their way and they crushed the Tea Party.
PAT: No, they didn't. [ Laughter ] There will be no Republican route. Wait a minute! [ Laughter ]
GLENN: Oh, man.
PAT: I guess what we're saying is
¶ happy days are here again ¶
¶ GOP is in the house again ¶
¶ the socialist can't fight it again ¶
¶ the GOP is in the house ¶
GLENN: The socialist can bite it again? I don't remember those lyrics.
PAT: It's in there. Look it up
STU: You always point out that you have to watch the other hand. One of the things you are talking about a lot is inflation and inflationary things and I don't understand stuff like you do, but I notice that Alan Grayson was down by 7 and he lost by 18. Is that possibly inflation? Is that what that is?
[ Music ]
PAT: ¶ Alan Grayson is going home again ¶
[ Laughter ]
GLENN: There's a banner on the Insider Extreme cast, Alan Grayson lost!
[ Laughter ]
GLENN: That makes me happy.
PAT: How much did he lose by?
STU: 18.
GLENN: 18!
[ Laughter ]
PAT: ¶ happy days are here again ¶
¶ Alan Grayson lost by 18 points ¶
¶ Alan Grayson is going home right now ¶
[ Laughter ]
GLENN: Alan Grayson lost his?
PAT: His donkey.
GLENN: Here's the thing this is sad news. The one that they targeted to-- they put everything in it, Clinton, Obama, Pelosi, the Democratic caucus came out with all the money to destroy Michelle Bachman and of course Michelle Bachman lost.
PAT: No, she didn't!
[ Laughter ]
[ Music ]
GLENN: OK stop, stop, it's not right to gloat because there is some bad news. Charlie Crist lost and that, of course, is a big--
PAT: Wait a minute! That's pretty good
[ Laughter ]
[ Music ]
PAT: You might as well get it started.
GLENN: Why not.
PAT: He's got two years. He has a year before he needs to start campaigning.
STU: Is this what you call graceful in victory?
GLENN: Kids, this is wrong.
PAT: Don't try this at home. We're trained gloating professionals. Don't try this at home.
GLENN: You know, look, here's the thing. When you win a game, when the crowd is against you, the umpires are against you and the opposing team and many members of your own team are against you, I think it's okay. I think it's okay if you pull it out in the end and go-- [ Laughter ] and then we'll shake hands and say, nice game.
PAT: Nice game, yeah, right!
[ Laughter ]
[ Music ]
GLENN: Now that's uncalled for.
STU: Yes that's uncalled for. I will say that tomorrow this shouldn't happen again but today, I think it should.
[ Laughter ]
[ Music ]
PAT: ¶ GOP's in the house again ¶
GLENN: Stop, stop.
STU: Is that your natural singing voice?
PAT: You should hear me in church.
[ Laughter ]
GLENN: That's great. Sing a hymn for us, will you? You are saying that might be wrong.
PAT: Unlike what I am doing.
GLENN: I want you to know that I have nothing to do with this. I'm against this one 100%.
PAT: I can tell. It's clear you are.
GLENN: I am.
STU: It was not all good news. There's some down news.
GLENN: The establishment didn't win in Kentucky. I went to Rand Paul.
PAT: Wait a minute!
[ Laughter ]
[ Singing ]
GLENN: Come on, we haven't had a chance to laugh and gloat for two solid years.
STU: We have to focus on the bad news like Russ Feingold going back-- oh, wait, no.
[ Laughter ]
[ Singing ]
GLENN: Wait, wait! You still-- Barack Obama's seat still did go to the Democrats.
PAT: Wait a minute!
[ Laughter ]
[ Music ]
¶ a Republican kicked his ASS ¶
PAT: I don't know if I can do it anymore I'm about to pass out.
STU: You look a little flush.
[ Laughter ]
GLENN: Oh, man.
STU: You couldn't do it again if I tell you that Joe Sestak lost to Pat Toomey.
[ Laughter ]
[ Singing ]
PAT: I had one more in me.
[ Laughter ]
GLENN: I don't feel bad at all.
PAT: I don't either.
GLENN: Stuff your partisanship. Let's be bipartisan. Yeah, today, stuff it.
STU: Tomorrow
GLENN: Tomorrow, we're with you. Good game.
STU: Today
PAT: RAH, RAH! Democrat!
STU: Tomorrow, it's coming, just tune in.
GLENN: You can sit up in the front seat with us. Today, get in the trunk.
[ Laughter ]
[ Music ]
STU: D.C. can you hear the music when you're singing it?
PAT: Not anymore.
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