Bizarre Haiku Challenge

[Riddler]

@ SG.....gotta give ya 2.7 for the bizarre factor. The structure needs work though.



@ neattairoski.........you scare me so you get an automatic 3 !

[Evil Gemini]

TY!!!

I hate guns but thats the only thing i can write about!!

[imported_greekboy]

i got a 10 out of 10 for this one in school.

Cigarettes
Light it, puff on it.
I love the nicotine rush.
I still know I'll die.

I hope u like.

[sparsely]

Dream all things before
they happen, hear all things played
in the future now.

[UKMan]

Musing over the yellow buttercup
I saw the cow sensibly it thinking
What happen's when tis gone

Peace
UKMan

edit - typo

[Evil Gemini]

Everyone must die
It is inevitable
You can not stop it

[Damnatory]

Care for gopher goo?
I take it mixed in my stew!
Should I lick the bowl? :x

[Riddler]

@ greekboy..........very good. 1.0

@ Sparsely............flirting with bizarre ! 2.0

@ UKMan...............well done sir. 2.0

@ neattairoski.............STOP THAT ! Three point oh already !!

@ Damnatory.............you are truly multi-talented. 2.5

[UKMan]

I'm sattisfied

Peace
UKMan

[Evil Gemini]