Any of you cunts stranded?

[megabyteme]

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You live on an island. You are always stranded.

We all live on an island don't we

At least we aren't stranded in Australia with bugs and snakes and everything else designed to bite and poison. And the bugs are freakin huge. Nobody wants to be stranded there.

[ziggyjuarez]

and the worst then niggers people.

[Mr. Mulder]

Managed to get home on one of only three trains available today. Had to viciously beat some chinese tourists to within an inch of their chinese lives for the train space but i think it was worth it.

Also, it wasn't worth it. It's -5 in the flat, would have been warmer to sleep at work and would have felt awesome like camping.


I have never been camping and can only assume its awesome.



its probably not awesome. its outdoors for a start, but works indoors so really it wouldn't have been like camping at all, there aren't even any tents ffs.

[chalice]

Left work at ten to four for the four twenty train. Made it. Supposed to be a 35 minute journey. Halfway there, they booted us all off the train, like 400 odd cunts, and said that the line had been closed cos of an electrical fault. I was un-fucking-impressed. Said they were laying on buses for the rest of the journey. Said the buses wouldn't be there for at least three quarters of an hour. I was unhappy so I went to the pub. Had a pint of Guinness and then ordered another one. Just sat down with it and the bus came. What a cunt. Couldn't drink it. Had to sit on the jam-packed bus with loads of dicks and I was dying for a piss the whole way too. The 35 minute journey took 2 and a half hours.

Home now. Just did a bong and poured myself a glass of red wine. Gonna get a Chinese. A Chinese meal, like. I'm not gonna kill any Chinamen. Tonight. All's well that ends well.

[Mr. Mulder]

Fuck! The chinese again, it probably snows everyday in china. probably.

on the subject of cunts. Tim westwood is presenting buzzcocks tonight, its going to be fuckingepic.com

[Barbarossa]

I'm stranded at fucking home. It's horrible

[Mr. Mulder]

Stay under the fluorescent lights and leave out half drunk coffee mugs to get that stale office smell, you'll be just fine


Off work today meant to be going binge drinking tonight but is it too cold to binge drink?

[tesco]

It's raining here.
Our weathers got mixed up.

[Something Else]

I had to get all the ice out of a pond, then paint a shed and build a water feature. The cold's not that bad if you're moving about a lot. Pansies.

[JPaul]

Fuck! The chinese again, it probably snows everyday in china. probably.

on the subject of cunts. Tim westwood is presenting buzzcocks tonight, its going to be fuckingepic.com

He was shite.

Even Noel Boosh said that his comedy timing was all over the plaice.

Who is this bloke Westfield anyway, a modern studies teacher.