This is my game about raping and killing people

[OlegL]

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
if (1 == 1)
cout << "I wanna fucking rape you\n";
if (3 == 3)
cout << "I wanna fucking kill you\n";
if (5 == 0)
cout << "I want to get laid\n";
}

[IdolEyes787]

That's all well and good but I think that you really need to make it so that you can rape people that you've killed.

[anon]

Nice, but player interaction is limited and the plot is a bit trite... I give it 5/10.

[IdolEyes787]

See I told you.

[OlegL]

That's all well and good but I think that you really need to make it so that you can rape people that you've killed.

Okay, I introduced the new function for that: kill_and_rape(). The game looks like this now:

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;

void kill_and_rape();

int main()
{
cout << "Do you want to kill somebody?\n";
string answer;
cin >> answer;
if (answer == "yes")
kill_and_rape();
else if (answer == "no")
cout << "How come you don't wanna kill anybody?\n";
else
cout << "I didn't understand your answer. Game's over\n";
}

void kill_and_rape()
{
cout << "Do you want to rape the person that you killed?\n";
string answer;
cin >> answer;
if (answer == "yes")
cout << "Enjoy raping that person!\n";
else
cout << "Sorry, I didn't understand your answer. Game's over\n";
}

[IdolEyes787]

Good but could you add kill, let the body decompose and become maggot infested and then rape?

[mjmacky]

Or that the maggots grow oversized and then rape your mother?

[a7x]

[OlegL]

Good but could you add kill, let the body decompose and become maggot infested and then rape?

Okay, I did it.

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;

void kill_and_rape();
void decomposed_and_maggot_infested();


int main()
{
cout << "Do you want to kill somebody?\n";
string answer;
cin >> answer;
if (answer == "yes")
decomposed_and_maggot_infested();
else if (answer == "no")
cout << "How come you don't wanna kill anybody?\n";
else
cout << "I didn't understand your answer. Game's over\n";
}

void kill_and_rape()
{
cout << "Do you want to rape the person that you killed and whose body became decomposed and maggot infested?\n";
string answer;
cin >> answer;
if (answer == "yes")
cout << "Enjoy raping that person!\n";
else
cout << "Sorry, I didn't understand your answer. Game's over\n";
}

void decomposed_and_maggot_infested()
{
cout << "Please wait until the body becomes decomposed and maggot infested\n";
kill_and_rape();
}

[anon]

Nice, but player interaction is limited and the plot is a bit trite... I give it 5/10.

Make that 6/10 as of version 1.2, and it's nice to see the coders listen to their users.

You can use this to check them out, in case anyone cares.