Ripping Off Coke Machines, ............

[Spindulik]

Make a web page and say "Hey, I'm 13 and need money", send donations to "P.O. box...."

[SniperInTheShadows]

Quick and simple guide to help you out -

Required -
Alot of explosives (a few thousand pound on the black market probably).
Remote detonator (expensive like the explosives).
Protection (against the explosion and shards of metal and glass and coins).
Butt-plug operation (for when you get caught and end up in prison, will protect you when you bend over in the shower).

How to -
Make sure no one is around to see you or to get injured.
Carefully set the explosives up with a detonator, and place in the money tray of the machine you wish to rip off.
Put a fair distance between yourself and said machine, and put the protective suit on.
Make sure no one is around, and get the remote detonator out.
Duck behind some form of cover (preferably something very sturdy such as a steal door).
Cover your ear's and then press the bottom on the remote detonator.
Wait a few seconds for the dust and smoke and shard's of metal etc to clear, and then go and pick up your dime/quarter/nickle/10 pence piece or whatever the currency is where you live.
Run for your life, pack some stuff up for your time in prison, and expect a knock on your door someday soon from the police.

Is this any help? It's not the best guide in the world but it's a start

Sniper.

[namzuf9]

Wait a minute, you can get coke from machines? What about crack?

[silent VI]

slang rock make more munny than a lawer

[sparsely]

I wanna rip off Pepsi machines.

Coke is too acidic & carbonated for me....


makes me all gassy.

[hey_suburbia]

Why the hell do the people on here act so surprised when a question like this comes up???

Getting a free soda or phone call in front of your friends at 13 is like when Fonzi got free songs outta the jukebox.

It's a fucking cool trick!

This isn't the young republicans forum, this board in itself was created beacuase of a P2P app, (K-lite) to get FREE SHIT.

Give the kid some tips, jesus christ.....


....Terminator......download the Anarchist cookbook off Kazaa, it's in there. Most soda/candy/phone machines are a lot more secure, so I suggest finding an old one.

[sparsely]

ok.
here's my best idea, I hope it helps raise your "cool factor" & social status via juvenile delinquency:

get a truck. back it up to the coke machine. load machine (preferably Pepsi machine) into truck bed. Drive it home.
Sell cokes for 25c each, until you have enough money for a QP of good weed. Sell that at a profit, buy a couple more, maybe hold
up a liquor store, buy a kilo of something....then you'll be on your
way to having enough money for a cool leather jacket, just like the Fonz, who is every modern American teenage male's idol.

Hell, you could probably get a crackhead to kill him for it for a nice 20 bump.

[hey_suburbia]

that was..... hilarious..

[Illuminati]

Originally posted by hey_suburbia@15 November 2003 - 01:35
This isn't the young republicans forum, this board in itself was created beacuase of a P2P app, (K-lite) to get FREE SHIT.

Ah, but like I've said a few times in the past, "Filesharing involves a lack of conventional morals...not a lack of all morals"

[Terminator]

jeez