Do You Wash Your Hands After Going To The Bathroom

[Evil Gemini]

LMAO or you can smear the chocolate all over the walls and on each tap.

I think i would throw up.

[Honey]

geeeeeez titey... do ya have to encourage him?...

that's pretty gross too ya know...

:x


hi too darlin...

*checkin your hands*

[I.am]

Originally posted by titey@14 December 2003 - 23:34
"Did ya know there weren't no paper in there?"

Now I am going to try very soon!

[titey]

( Sorry for this then babe.... but boys 'l be boys.)

Originally posted by neattairoski@14 December 2003 - 22:38
LMAO or you can smear the chocolate all over the walls and on each tap. 

I think i would throw up.

Yeah.... that's an idea.... but if'n they find out who did it, they might make you clean it.



Reminds me of the time they was redoin one the restrooms where I used to work....

They tore out all the fixtures an' had then settin in the hall....

Me an' another guy got the bright idea to pull a joke wif one of the toilets....

First we poured a bit of water an" Mountain Dew in....

Then we squished a Baby Ruth Bar (chocolate & peanuts) an' dropped it in....

Then we melted some chocolate in the microwave an' drizzled it down the edges of the bowl....

It looked very authentic!



The next night when we came in, there was a note on both our timecards from the maintenance department saying that we had to clean the toilet.... some SOB had seen us an' had ratted us out.

[Honey]

The next night when we came in, there was a note on both our timecards from the maintenance department saying that we had to clean the toilet.... some SOB had seen us an' had ratted us out. 

LMBO!... poetic justice!...

[titey]

Originally posted by Ozbabe@14 December 2003 - 23:33
LMBO!... poetic justice!...

I kinna think the maintence people thought it looked a bit too authentic an' was afraid it was real.




Never did find out who the stool pigeon was though.

[sparsely]

even more fun:

just go into the fitting room of a department store...stay in your little booth for a few minutes, then shout "HEY! You're outta toilet paper in here!!!"

[Monkeee]

Do You Wash Your Hands After Going To The Bathroom

..... i didn't know your suppose to.....

[Gemby!]

i brought this thread back - woo for me !

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Busyman@15 December 2003 - 00:08
Try this:

Take your piss or whatever
the wash your hands but dry them
then come back out and touch someone's hand

Proceed to say "Damn!!! I forgot to wash my hands"

You will either a yuck from the person or an ass whippin'

ancient indian remedy- take your piss when u first wake up piss in a cup and pour in your ear . why? u might ask cures ear infections and ear acks spelled wrong I know