Evening, cunts.
I just remembered JP talking about his son, Squareheid. So named because his face was whitened out in a block when JP posted Celtic triumphalism. That's some of the funniest stuffs I ever did arrest on the internets.
I bet Squareheid is married now with little squareheids of his own.
Maybe.Originally Posted by chavois
JP bestowed a Renault Clio upon Squarehead for his 17th. In Glasgow.
Catholics.
They don't like prophylactics but stopping the spread of aids and we'ans by duping hawt chicks into thinking that your son is good with colours is fine and dandy.
They're alright for posh wanks
Also, and this will sound weird, did the mention of my unfeasibly small penis start off a train of thought in your mind which led to your post in 2342?
True question.
In all conscious honesty, no, mate. But I can say it if you want.
Hoi Skiz.
Bella is Italian for pretty.
Now go away.
I've thwarted the youngest's preconceptions. He's had this sandbag toy thing for about four years. He loves it. He calls it Squidy. I let this continue for far too long. I had to cut the umbilical pretence today.
He's not a squid. He's a cephalopod at best, owing to his myriad tentacle business. I've changed his name to Cephalopody. He'll get over it.
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