Medical Question

[muchspl2]

I wouldn't trust muchspl2's medical diagnosis over the internet, it can't be accurate.

you only have 1

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by muchspl2@16 November 2003 - 14:21
no you need that also, you could sell a kidney or a testicle, but not sure of the black market prices

Look we aren't talking about making pies here.

This is a serious money raising venture.

Do you think I should try e-bay. 1 testicle + 1 kidney. Must sell as pair.

Should I include a photo ?

[lynx]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+16 November 2003 - 13:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 16 November 2003 - 13:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by callum@16 November 2003 - 14:20

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@16 November 2003 - 13:18

Originally posted by muchspl2@16 November 2003 - 14:15
<!--QuoteBegin-J&#39;Pol

@16 November 2003 - 14:09
Is it possible to carry on a full and active life if you have one of your livers removed surgically.

I&#39;m a bit short of cash just now and was thinking of selling one to raise some readies. Otherwise there will be no apple in the near future.

you only have onw liver, so the anwser is no

That&#39;s a bit of a blow.

What about one of my pancreases. Would I have to cut back on the sugary foods ?

I wouldn&#39;t trust muchspl2&#39;s medical diagnosis over the internet, it can&#39;t be accurate.

Good news, so I may have 2 after all.

How would I check, I really do need the cash. [/b][/quote]
Sell one.

If you die you will have the satisfaction of knowing muchspl2 was right.

[lynx]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+16 November 2003 - 13:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol &#064; 16 November 2003 - 13:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-muchspl2@16 November 2003 - 14:21
no you need that also, you could sell a kidney or a testicle, but not sure of the black market prices

Look we aren&#39;t talking about making pies here.

This is a serious money raising venture.

Do you think I should try e-bay. 1 testicle + 1 kidney. Must sell as pair.

Should I include a photo ? [/b][/quote]
I must go and get my eyes tested.

I was sure that said potato.

Edit: there&#39;s a thought, you could sell one of your eyes, didn&#39;t you have a spare glass one a while back?

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by lynx+16 November 2003 - 14:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx &#064; 16 November 2003 - 14:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@16 November 2003 - 13:24
<!--QuoteBegin-muchspl2

@16 November 2003 - 14:21
no you need that also, you could sell a kidney or a testicle, but not sure of the black market prices

Look we aren&#39;t talking about making pies here.

This is a serious money raising venture.

Do you think I should try e-bay. 1 testicle + 1 kidney. Must sell as pair.

Should I include a photo ?

I must go and get my eyes tested.

I was sure that said potato. [/b][/quote]


I suppose I could take your advice. Sell one of the livers for a trial, say a month.

If it doesn&#39;t work out I could always have it put back in.

[Billy_Dean]

Sell both of your bollocks, you&#39;ll still have plenty left.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Billy_Dean@16 November 2003 - 14:34
Sell both of your bollocks, you&#39;ll still have plenty left.

That&#39;s a bit harsh old bean.

[bigboab]

You could sell your liver and go on the new Strongbow life support drip. Static at the moment, but a portable is in the testing stages. It is not too heavy to carry around. Actually gets lighter afer most alleyways.

[Yogi]

What pity thinking here.

Why not sell yourself??

To someone who will feed you vegetarian, maybe???



Yogi

[bigboab]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@16 November 2003 - 14:39
What pity thinking here.

Why not sell yourself??

To someone who will feed you vegetarian, maybe???



Yogi

It is his liver he is trying to sell. Not his bloody soul.