Do people who masturbate near fruit come in pears.
Do people who masturbate near fruit come in pears.
a boy cuts his finger at school on a needle, and the teacher asks him if he would like a plaster? he replies"na i'll have a glass of cider please" the teacher is stunned amd asks "why cider?"
he replies to her "whenever my sister has a prick in her hand she likes to stick it insider."
Depends on his aim.Originally posted by J'Pol@16 November 2003 - 17:37
Do people who masturbate near fruit come in pears.![]()
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
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I dont think you will get a proper answer to this JP. Something about overheads. It's like asking do bicycle seat sniffers come in cycles.![]()
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do people who masterbate in passion fruit have a better sex life?Originally posted by J'Pol@16 November 2003 - 21:37
Do people who masturbate near fruit come in pears.![]()
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do people who masterbate in passion fruit have a better sex life?Originally posted by lilmiss+17 November 2003 - 01:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 17 November 2003 - 01:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-J'Pol@16 November 2003 - 21:37
Do people who masturbate near fruit come in pears.[/b][/quote]
No that could be dangerous Lilmiss!
Melon Oh! Ma.
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/dons a pair of goggles, slips a potato peeler in pocket and has a go.
well, you gotta try once i suppose.![]()
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You are embarrassing me Lilmiss. I used to be a Peeler now I am Kerrs Pink.Originally posted by lilmiss@17 November 2003 - 01:18
/dons a pair of goggles, slips a potato peeler in pocket and has a go.
well, you gotta try once i suppose. ![]()
Edit I was 1 r's short.![]()
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