I think I just end up getting trolled on dating sites

[Artemis]

I didn't know Idol had a gay phone? what is it all pink and bling or wot?

[manker]

I didn't know Idol had a gay phone? what is it all pink and bling or wot?

I can't answer these very real questions.
About the only thing I'm sure of is that it's set to vibrate.

[Squeamous]

I hate to point out the obvious Mary, but why are you looking through dating websites if your sex drive is zero and you get all the friendly companionship you want from your wife? It seems to me that you've been fucked over and your personal life ever since has been one big sulk. The other child has been mean to you, so you've packed up your toys cock and taken it home, and now you're taunting your wife with the possibility of playing with it with someone else. You're only in this position because you don't have the balls to lose everything and start again, and now you're inviting other people into your dysfunctional world. I suppose the only saving grace is you're not really serious about any of it.

[Artemis]

Leave it to a woman to not fuck around and just call in an airstrike.

[chalice]

DEFCON fucking one to the max.

[Squeamous]

Tough love x

[manker]

If tough love means forsaking calling a spade a spade and instead calling a vagina a stinking pit of cuntal loathing - then, yes.
Tough love

[Squeamous]

It's not as though Mary will care. If anything it'll give him the opportunity to formulate some more self-indulgent self-loathing pretentious guff that doesn't really mean anything. Which will sit neatly in the back-catalogue of all his other emotionally ambivalent missives. Time to snap out of it big man, and stop distracting yourself from the task in hand.

[mjmacky]

If I wanted your opinion on the matter Mrs Squeamous, I'd just break all of our communication and then follow you to various places on the internet making off-handed remarks without being too specific.

Anyway, both of us have our own things going, and I don't take online dating too seriously. I have made a few short term penpals that keep me distracted enough when I find myself all caught up on the threads here. But it's usually just a big joke.

[mjmacky]

Have you tried OKCupid? I used it for a couple weeks. I needed a new teenager to help pass the time during the stints when i would get sick of my girls snatch, but then i ended up going back to the old teenager. Anyways, it seemed like a decent site. I got quite a few hits and talked to some pretty interesting bitches. I mean, as interesting as a female can possibly be... It may be worth checking out for you.

I know it, it was created by the guys who did Spark Notes and they use their site to publish various social/dating statistics. It's mostly full of young girls, but it's free.