Last one to post wins the internets

[j2k4]

Actually, we in the USA seem to forget about Canada on Groundhog Day; Canada seems willing to be forgotten.

In any case, speak up, Shay.

Canada will never be forgotten , we will always be remembered for our great socialized health care

My thought as well.



Dammit.

Y'know, it occurs to me that, if I were supremely wealthy, I could send a fancy woman around to all of you to tickle your ribs in public.

If it occurred your wife or girlfriend was around, I apologize in advance, but tuff.

If you're unattached, your luck would be down to your personal preference, and any pleasure derived therefrom could probably be calculated with an algorithm I'm not familiar with, but.


Sorry, had to get that out - kinda like a furball.

Trying to understand this J2K4.... Sounds like you are horny , saying that, I PM'd Idol , being a middle aged bachelor (of honours), he gave me permission to tell you, so the discussion went that he thinks your posts here are very sexy and would luv to hook up and do the nasty..
I also suggest that both of you wear condoms, i wouldn't take any chance of Idol getting pregnant

PS..
He also added that he wanted me to fly in Meg to watch so he could get some pointers, but i had to decline on that.........

Uh...no.

Idol, preggers?

Hadn't thought of that...

[j2k4]

Actually, we in the USA seem to forget about Canadia on Groundhog Day; Canada seems willing to be forgotten.

Canada is the only thing that stands between you and falling prey to the Russians, pinko.

Latent Palinism prevents that, not Canadia.

[IdolEyes787]

Palin don't stand for none of that latent stuff. Also our Inuit are better than your Inuit. Fact.

[j2k4]

Palin don't stand for none of that latent stuff. Also our Inuit are better than your Inuit. Fact.

I just talked to her; she's totally okay with it, so there.

I only know one Inuit, and he's about 500 lbs and hard to talk to.

[IdolEyes787]

A diet of blubber and the American school system will do that to you.

[j2k4]

A diet of blubber and the American school system will do that to you.

Agreed.

Throwing down a certain gauntlet in a few days - blubber aside, of course.

[IdolEyes787]

I clicked on one gun related link and now YouTube won't stop recommending gun videos. How do I tell YouTube to fuck off?

[pootystomp]

kill all of them with knives

[IdolEyes787]

kill all of them with knives

Do you mean I should kill all the ones who have knives or that I should kill all of them by using knives. There's a big difference and obviously I want to murder them correctly.

[pootystomp]

They won’t have any knives for self defense. They’ll only use knives for making avocado toast. So to answer your question, Kill the ones with and without knives with knives.

it would be really neat if you could use an electric knife