Last one to post wins the internets

[Stehle]

Did I miss something... oh I see my friend Idol is up to the old shenanigans again... {sigh} ...what is a old man to do?

Am I hallucinating... maybe that doctor I bought slipped me something... No... Wait! anon is that really you?

Wow! I guess this site really is making a comeback...

@anon... man, i still wouldn't want your job.

[shaina]

Sorry, guys. I decided to take a break when I saw the postcount requirements had been raised again....

I'm thinking that's some sort of code for "I had to do 30 days in County for exposing myself to a bunch of high school girls at a Old Navy". Shay say that you shouldn't feel ashamed because we've all been there, done that.

True Story....

I was on the golf course the other day, my luck i am playing with 2 old fuck friends , 2 groups ahead was a foursome of female egg rolls , every one stunning!!! each of them wearing short skirts with socks to there knees...

It was like live Anime Anon

[anon]

"I had to do 30 days in County for exposing myself to a bunch of high school girls at a Old Navy"

My lawyer called it naturism and defended my right to free speech (presumably by tapping Morse code with finger no. 21).

[anon]

@anon... man, i still wouldn't want your job.

You mean selling cigarettes online? It's not easy, but neither is anything worth accomplishing.

[anon]

2 groups ahead was a foursome of female egg rolls , every one stunning!!! each of them wearing short skirts with socks to there knees...

It's called zettai ryouiki and it's hotter than seeing them naked, nya. Just wait until you learn what sukumizu are.

[j2k4]

Seems, at times, the sudden presentation of certain females can throw your whole world momentarily out of order.

The measure of the man is his ability to arrest and harness his interest to mere observation.

This is occasionally difficult to manage - drool is a pretty reliable tell...

[shaina]

Seems, at times, the sudden presentation of certain females can throw your whole world momentarily out of order.

The measure of the man is his ability to arrest and harness his interest to mere observation.

This is occasionally difficult to manage - drool is a pretty reliable tell...

Well.... In the old days you would be correct in that assumption, because there was the option of going home after the round and playing a few holes with the wife

But those days are long gone

Truth.. There is always hot chicks on the course, but seldom do you see all four worth cheating on the better half..Good thing i wasn't with my other buddy that always has a supply of Viagra......

I was in the cart by myself , i made the other 2 old fucks ride together, most of the time i am waiting for them to get to the green , so my cart just happened to be pointed in the egg rolls direction while i waited

And watching them, all of them sucked shit at golf!!!, i thought that may have been my in to give them some lessons, but that goes beyond the point you made....

I also just knew Anon would appreciate my observation

Smokin Hot!!!!!

[anon]

Seems, at times, the sudden presentation of certain females can throw your whole world momentarily out of order.

The measure of the man is his ability to arrest and harness his interest to mere observation.

This is occasionally difficult to manage - drool is a pretty reliable tell...

Sunglasses can be of assistance.

[anon]

my other buddy that always has a supply of Viagra

A sound plan - lets you hold your donuts even with both hands full!

[Stehle]

It was late I meant Glasgow.