Went out for a curry last night, it's now 9:22am I swear I've been sat on this toilet since 7:00am, i think this is how I die.
I'm sat here thinking about all the times I could walk around and do human stuff and how I took that for granted
Went out for a curry last night, it's now 9:22am I swear I've been sat on this toilet since 7:00am, i think this is how I die.
I'm sat here thinking about all the times I could walk around and do human stuff and how I took that for granted
I'm assuming what looked like raisins was actually rat poop.
Respect my lack of authority.
You seem to be in the toilet quite a bit after you eat Mulder (glutton for punishment!!), i think you should set up a nice TV in there wired to your Xbox to keep your mind off dying and spending precious time on things you like to do, thinking masturbating in that condition just won't do
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