See, I'd have to swipe left (or right, whichever is 'FUCK NO' on Grindr, I'm not familiar) because he literally says 'I'm a bloke' right under the pic.
The only way you can get away with butt-sex with a man, if you don't want to be thought of as a cawk-smuggler, is if you had no earthly idea about the whole penis thing.
Which is a massive stretch under any circumstance, cawkfan.
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