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    I was told that one of our favorites here was forced into retirement not because he posted a pic of his pee pee, but because the size of it was disappointing.

    I'm sure I don't even have to mention his name, the words "pee pee" and "disappointing" should make who it is pretty obvious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkin' View Post

    I'm sure I don't even have to mention his name, the words "pee pee" and "disappointing" should make who it is pretty obvious.
    You'd think and yet because of it being FST, they clearly don't.

    We can however safely rule out Manker because of the whole him being a eunuch thing though .
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    That can't possibly be true as my milkman has assured me that I'm the proud father of several children and should pay for them accordingly.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    That can't possibly be true as my milkman has assured me that I'm the proud father of several children and should pay for them accordingly.
    Have you ever met the Mothers.

    You know what these "milkmen" are like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    That can't possibly be true as my milkman has assured me that I'm the proud father of several children and should pay for them accordingly.
    Have you ever met the Mothers.

    You know what these "milkmen" are like.
    You don't have to tell me, mate. I've had the very fabric of my assumptions torn asunder by one of the rogue types.
    Thankfully I've been allocated one of these 'Mothers' of which you speak. It's a very pleasing arrangement.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post

    Have you ever met the Mothers.

    You know what these "milkmen" are like.
    You don't have to tell me, mate. I've had the very fabric of my assumptions torn asunder by one of the rogue types.
    Thankfully I've been allocated one of these 'Mothers' of which you speak. It's a very pleasing arrangement.
    I'm quite sure it's an ideal idea ... for you.

    Have you canvassed her take on the situation she finds thrust upon her.

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    What is the average 'FST Crew' duration expectancy before retired?

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    Quote Originally Posted by saftone View Post
    What is the average 'FST Crew' duration expectancy before retired?
    Between 6 and 18 months. We take them to a recycling plant afterwards.
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by saftone View Post
    What is the average 'FST Crew' duration expectancy before retired?
    Between 6 and 18 months. We take them to a recycling plant afterwards.
    Haha, that's funny but the actual answer is I've been here almost nine years and I have absolutely no idea who any of these people are.
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    Are you sure you don't know at least two of them?
    "I just remembered something that happened a long time ago."

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