I hope he's alive and well, and I hope he's eventually caught by a country that doesn't just kill him before he's tried. I want to hear what he has to say.
I hope he's alive and well, and I hope he's eventually caught by a country that doesn't just kill him before he's tried. I want to hear what he has to say.
I'd like to see him eaten by women. The ultimate insult. Let him see he won't be going to Paradise. Cut him up, but keep him alive. Make him watch his body being taken, cooked and eaten, bit by bit. It's surprising just how much of our bodies we can lose, and still remain alive. Cook his ears, nose, bollocks, dick, cut out his liver, a kidney, tongue sandwiches ... Personally I'd have to curry him, as I find muslims hard to chew.
mostly harmless
Don't you think you're kind of lowering yourself to his level?Originally posted by Billy_Dean@28 November 2003 - 10:18
I'd like to see him eaten by women. The ultimate insult. Let him see he won't be going to Paradise. Cut him up, but keep him alive. Make him watch his body being taken, cooked and eaten, bit by bit. It's surprising just how much of our bodies we can lose, and still remain alive. Cook his ears, nose, bollocks, dick, cut out his liver, a kidney, tongue sandwiches ... Personally I'd have to curry him, as I find muslims hard to chew.
Exactly!Originally posted by Colinmac
Don't you think you're kind of lowering yourself to his level?
Lagomorph
The Bin Laden Papers (Can't give a link or I'd have to kill you).
Plan A:
Bin Laden will be lured out of hiding by giving him a late night talkshow to compete with David Letterman. The Iraqi Information Minister will be his side-kick. 80's female pop group, the Bangles with be his band (posse, if you will).
Bin Laden: There are no infidels in my HOUSE (studio)!
Information Minster: There are no being infidels within 100 miles of this HOUSE. Infidels are nowheres, they are nothing. Don't be getting me started on this Osama.
Bin Laden: Word, just trying to keep it real, homefry.
I.M.: I'm just saying that they are snake and will committing suicide against the gates of this studio.
Bin Laden: Susanna Hoffs, do you see any infidels?
Susanna Hoffs: Just these two! (Lowers tube top exposing breasts).
Bin Laden and IM: Aha ha ha!!!
Bin Laden: Anyway, we got a really great show for you tonight......
The Bangles
Plan B:
Upon capture Bin Laden will be sold to circus and placed in a dunking booth dressed in a full cowboy regalia, but his buttocks will be exposed. The dunk tank will contain two hungry pirhanas that will probably get a couple of bits in before Bin Laden can scramble up onto his platform again.
Humilation is a far greater penalty than death. I think he is worth so much more alive than dead.
Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?
And in next weeks show, OBL has a couple of friends over for a cabaret piece they've been practising for years.
The Three Stooges
I predict that Bin Laden will rise from the ashes just prior to the next US elections
en(un)lightened
Yes, and the Dems hope he doesn't turn up dead before then, as he may be their last hope.Originally posted by chloe_cc2002@28 November 2003 - 19:11
I predict that Bin Laden will rise from the ashes just prior to the next US elections
His fragile appearance in those videos strikes fear into their hearts.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Shovel Ready
Sandra Bullock in panties.
Walking like an Egyptian.
Gnorf.
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
en(un)lightened
And attended by hobbes.Originally posted by clocker@29 November 2003 - 00:59
Sandra Bullock in panties.
Walking like an Egyptian.
Gnorf.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
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