That's very generous. I honestly don't ever remember him saying anything that made me laugh.
You are correct about him labeling himself as a libertarian, but not really arguing as one. I have not come across him in some time, but always just saw his views as a disjointed mess of both Democrat and Republican. 75/25, but not in a moderate mix.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Bill Maher is basically just a grumpy old man telling people to get off his lawn at this point.
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When I picture Action Hero this is basically the first thing that comes to mind.
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"a divorced single mother who acts as a vigilante for justice while pursuing her own vendettas."
Episode 1: Find that sonofabitch an get my back child support
Episode 2: Daughter needs braces. Garnishes his wages.
Episode 3: Ex agrees to take daughter for weekend so QL can get her freak on. Tracks him down, makes scene in front of new girlfriend.
Episode 4: Woman across the hall needs help finding deadbeat dad. Duo get that sucka!
Episode 5: Tracks down slut who ex- cheated on her with. Destroys her credit report and calls in fake Domestic Violence report on woman. Keys her car.
Episode 6: Hairdresser complains about lazy bf who won't get a job. QL finds out he's already had his 2nd strike, threatens to accuse him of selling drugs if he doesn't find work.
I can see how this one got greenlighted.
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