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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    What works on you ???

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    who ? me?

    well to be honest how you doin' would just make me laff and so would most of the others thats about it
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    I think a female input is needed here though.

    it woud put a different perspective on things

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    Originally posted by DWk@16 December 2003 - 19:58
    Has no one here tried "tickle your ass with a feather?"
    what if its sunny
    Are you willing to go up to Sunny and say that?
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Most of the corny pick-up lines have equally corny replies. Two of the best I can remember are:-

    "Where have you been all my life?"
    Ans "I haven't been born half of it".


    "Don't run Honey, You'll heat your water".
    Ans "Dont worry. You'll not scald your Pr* in it".


    For Gemby. Pr* = Pretty little fingers.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Do you know CPR








































    Because youve just taken my Breath away

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    Scream and I'll kill you.

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    I feel sure Ford or Toyota must have the best Pickup Lines.

    Damn, I don't think you can even destroy a Toyota pickup, they go on forever.
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    Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

  9. Lounge   -   #39
    Originally posted by lynx@19 December 2003 - 02:31
    I feel sure Ford or Toyota must have the best Pickup Lines.

    Damn, I don't think you can even destroy a Toyota pickup, they go on forever.
    If this line of humor continues, I move that we try BigBoab for crimes against humanity viv-a-vis this forum.

    Poisoned the waters is what he has done, and we are all withering into pundit putrefication.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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