Funny Quotes

[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by ivy@25 December 2003 - 20:00
<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?&#33;
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar&#33;
<glome> Who me?&#33;
<content> Yes you&#33;
<glome> Couldn&#39;t be&#33;
<content> Then WHO?&#33;&#33;
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar&#33;
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn&#39;t touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

Owned.

[Cheese]

<CAMeRON> i have the best new insult - cockgoggles
<CAMeRON> aaHAEHaeH aeHaeHaeHaehaeH
<KEiRAN> thats pretty pisspoor cameron
<CAMeRON> SHUT UP, COCKGOGGLES
<KEiRAN> yeah, i didnt see that one coming

[Cheese]

another one i thought was funny (but i&#39;m easily amused )

<@X-G> ownage is such a capitalistic term.
<@X-G> YOUR ASS WILL BE EVENLY DISTRIBUTED TO THE PEOPLE BASED ON NEED&#33;&#33;11~

[ivy]

hehehehe ok ok.. heres two i LOVE&#33;&#33;&#33;

<sta-hi> YOU DONT SCARE ME ENCLAVED
<sta-hi> I EAT HOMOS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST
<sta-hi> er..

<~DarkStar> I had sex with your mother last night
<~DarkStar> *my

heheheh i just saw this one and HAD to add it too&#33;&#33; hehehhee

<Fusion> My cat tried to eat a praying mantis. I told him it was a bad idea.
<Mitsugi> what was his response?
<Fusion> Uh... "meow"
<Mitsugi> figures
<Fusion> Yeah. What a bitch.

[ivy]

ok ok.. i KNOW im very entertained by the site, but its hilarious&#33;&#33;&#33;

<Yhwh> I want my mp3s back
<Chris_A> Why don&#39;t you recreate them as MIDI in Mario Paint and then emulate the Mario Paint ROM and recreate said MIDI on your new PC&#33;??&#33;?&#33;
<Yhwh> Didn&#39;t Mario Paint not have sharps and flats?
<Chris_A> That&#39;s your biggest concern about my plan?
<Yhwh> It is a pretty big concern&#33;

<fecolalia> i try and be humble
<fecolalia> but I KNOW MORE THAN YOU
<fecolalia> SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@25 December 2003 - 22:13
i used to have a link to that thread in my sig. but it was deleted. it was the funniest thread i have ever seen, [SPAM] asked a stupid question to 3gen and he replied sorry about the language, spam said to which 3gn said FUCK OFF in huge letters, i almost pissed myself with laughing at that one.

feck, i never knew they deleted it

[the.gringo]

I was reading through this one and I just burst out laughing

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let&#39;s see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren&#39;t you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an&#39; everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I&#39;d be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn&#39;t a question. "You have your mother&#39;s eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry&#39;s wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, &#39;Alohomora&#33;"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn&#39;t feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry&#39;s wang had still been in his hand when he&#39;d jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll&#39;s nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll&#39;s nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn&#39;t think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn&#39;t want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> &#39;Get - off - me&#33;&#39; Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

edit: I wanted to add this one FAS

<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go.&nbsp; There&#39;s a dude next to me and he&#39;s watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out.&nbsp; Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

[Virtualbody1234]

Wang eh?

[ivy]

hehehehehhe love this site&#33;&#33;&#33;

<latyrx> a christian friend called me tonight, but im ok now