When Was The Last Time You.........

**bujub22** · 12-30-2003, 06:29 PM

it's off that movie road trip

aaaaaaaaahh

**"The Avatar Man"** · 12-30-2003, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by NikkiD@30 December 2003 - 19:25
@ bujub22 - Ewwww....

To the original question... About 10 minutes ago

Well now I want to do it again

**bujub22** · 12-30-2003, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by "The Avatar Man"+30 December 2003 - 14:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ("The Avatar Man" @ 30 December 2003 - 14:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@30 December 2003 - 19:25
@ bujub22 - Ewwww....

To the original question... About 10 minutes ago

Well now I want to do it again

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pop a viagra and last all day long

go fo what u know

**NikkiD** · 12-30-2003, 06:37 PM

Originally posted by "The Avatar Man"+30 December 2003 - 13:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ("The Avatar Man" @ 30 December 2003 - 13:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@30 December 2003 - 19:25
@ bujub22 - Ewwww....

To the original question... About 10 minutes ago

Well now I want to do it again

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Well it's Jonno's fault really...

Actually make that Jonno and Titey... Titey sent him the tights... Jonno put them on and well... quite a sordid ordeal actually...

**JONNO_CELEBS** · 12-30-2003, 06:47 PM

You mean these ones??

WOOHOO I got hair

And some hot Canadian chick wanking over me

Oh man that was crude

Jonno B)

**NikkiD** · 12-30-2003, 06:53 PM

Erm... yeah... that was the one... naughty bugger you...

Question... is it still considered wanking when a woman materbates? Most of the typical phrases for masterbation don't seem to apply do they?

Such as "choke the chicken" "spank the monkey"... they just don't seem to work... or is it just me?

**Cheese** · 12-30-2003, 06:55 PM

Such as "choke the chicken" "spank the monkey"... they just don't seem to work... or is it just me?

"flicking the bean" has always been my fave female euphemism

**JONNO_CELEBS** · 12-30-2003, 06:55 PM

Slap the fish??

Ok I better stop before I get slapped.............unless you want me to slap you

Nah wanking just covers masterbation all round

I saw a tv prog where someone was describing how a horse wanks, it slaps it's knob against it's belly, thought I might give that a try

Jonno B)

**NikkiD** · 12-30-2003, 07:03 PM

Horses wank?

Well I guess sexual pleasure is universal, huh? I suppose dogs do it, my parent's stupid mutt used to hump everything in sight...

@ Withcheese - I'd never heard that expression, but it fits

@ Jonno - There's only one place you could slap me and get away with it