Okay I Just Got Home

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@19 January 2004 - 10:17
I got hit in the head alot over my lifetime.

That explains a lot

Funky Fight!!!!

Jonno B)

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@19 January 2004 - 07:49
Funky Fight!!!!

More like.....

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Oh so you're a fighter like "Come on then, you can't catch me, ner ner na ner ner"

I don't hit people I dare not because I am so powerful

really

Jonno B)

[Alucard1475]

This thread made me remember my first fight...two hits, one knee, 5 seconds and a guy's fucked up face

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Oh you should be so proud

Trouble is what all you fighters forget, things like Aids are transfered thru blood, you cut your hand, get blood spurt in your mouth etc etc

Bet you never thought of that did you?

Do what I do, take them by the neck and take em down without hitting them, if they get up again them simply knock them out with a choke

Or wait til they breath in deep, as they do punch them hard in the stomach and they will go out like a light

No blood, no face, no head!

Jonno B)

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

None of us never said we were bad ass.We have just been telling him not to worry.Just a few Bruises he has.No big deal.

Every man gets taken down.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I know that
Just a commetn like "A guys fucked up face" does'nt sit well with me

Fights happen, usually thru drink, usually avoidable , but as men we seem to have to do this caveman thing

Personally I don't, a few weeks ago a guy thought I had a problem, (he was very pissed) and told me to step outside, so I just said ok, you go I'll be out in a minute, the dosey twat sat out there for 20 mins before coming back in
He was all big and hard............til I stood up, he was only about 5'8"
He done the "Well I guess you learnt your lesson, I don't wanna hurt you"
I just thanked him and sat down........most of the pub then took the piss outta him
I don't know why but for some reason I'm known around here as some sort of hard man, I have no idea why cos I don't fight
But it's handy when someone starts and their mate pulls them away saying "don't argue with him"
Suits me

Jonno B)

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Ohhh man.I have not been in a Fight with somebody in a long time.Like I said on another Thread, I had to slow that down.Was tired of it.Why I do not go to Big Clubs anymore.

I do not want to die from a Gun Shot or a knife in the back.Want to die doing something I really enjoy.

Still get in Fights with my Brother over stupid shit every now and then.But that is siblings.And if Brothers do not duke it out every now and then, they just do not Love each other.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Last proper fight I was in was with Baz
We were pissed and argued over where to eat our kebabs
On the bench or at home, so eventually we thru them at each other and proceeded to beat the crap out of each other
He has a tendancy to punch on the top of the head that really hurts
Then when we were both bleeding well we kinda said, this is stupid........we ain't even got our kebabs now

See, drink

But you're right FC, too many people willing to use a bottle or something

Queensbury Rules!!

Jonno B)

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@19 January 2004 - 08:51
Last proper fight I was in was with Baz
We were pissed and argued over where to eat our kebabs
On the bench or at home, so eventually we thru them at each other and proceeded to beat the crap out of each other
He has a tendancy to punch on the top of the head   that really hurts
Then when we were both bleeding well we kinda said, this is stupid........we ain't even got our kebabs now    

Thats what Brothers / good Friends do man.You fight over the last cheeseburger.Or because he did not hit the ball in right when playing billiards.Yet if it is somebody else..."go ahead and eat up"...or "its cool go ahead and shoot".

But no.Ifs it your Brother."Fuck you bitch.....thats my bit of Milk left in the jug!"