I Will Move To A Trailerpark...........

[internet.weather]

An ideal fixer up opportunity

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[clocker]

Sheesh, you call that a "fixer-upper"?

She's ready for occupancy!

[Yogi]

Originally posted by internet.weather+7 March 2004 - 18:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (internet.weather @ 7 March 2004 - 18:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by SensualBarfing@7 March 2004 - 16:44
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@7 March 2004 - 18:41
Are you really an alcoholic on invalidity benefit, or is that just a joke ?

No Joke&#33;&#33;(though not related)

YoGo

So you pay taxes on benefit, that seems a bit stupid. Why would someone give you benefit then ask you to pay taxes ? That just seems stupid to me, or am I misunderstanding ? [/b][/quote]
I don&#39;t get benefit from the IRS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

And i also make money as a soundengineer and mucisian.


Yogi

[100%]

You do realize that..

by moving to the trailer world
you will loose your friends from the more "civilized" world?

[internet.weather]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing+7 March 2004 - 17:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualBarfing @ 7 March 2004 - 17:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by internet.weather@7 March 2004 - 18:56

Originally posted by SensualBarfing@7 March 2004 - 16:44
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@7 March 2004 - 18:41
Are you really an alcoholic on invalidity benefit, or is that just a joke ?

No Joke&#33;&#33;(though not related)

YoGo

So you pay taxes on benefit, that seems a bit stupid. Why would someone give you benefit then ask you to pay taxes ? That just seems stupid to me, or am I misunderstanding ?

I don&#39;t get benefit from the IRS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

And i also make money as a soundengineer and mucisian.


Yogi [/b][/quote]
Do you get it from the Government ? If you do it would mean that they were giving you it and taking some back. What would the point of that be ?

[Yogi]

Originally posted by clocker@7 March 2004 - 18:58
To continue...

The inside of your trailer should be decorated with care, too.
You&#39;ll want to make a good impression on the police, who will be your most frequent visitors.

The first ( and in many cases, only) piece of furniture you&#39;ll want to get is a plasma screen TV.
The bigger the better...if you go crosseyed looking at it, that will be about right.
All the rest of your furnishings should cost, in total, less than the TV.
This shows proper understanding of priorities.

Any furniture can be covered in plaid bed sheets ( preferably red) as this will hide stains ( blood particularly) well.
Formica will complement the plaid nicely.
Use it liberally, to patch holes, cover rot and avoid painting.
Formica is your friend.
Color and pattern are left to your discretion, but too much coordination is effete, so mix and match if possible.

A nice accessory is children.
They do not necessarily have to be yours.
Smaller is better here, older kids can be a nuisance and should be put out as soon as feasable...14 at the latest.
Any older and patricide becomes an all too real possibillity.

Naturally, above the plasma tv you will need the centerpiece of your home...the velvet painting.
Elvis, cliched as he is, is a "can&#39;t miss" subject, but the naked "Nubian princess" is a close runner up.
Do not let objections from the ole lady influence your decision in this area.
She can be replaced ( or "lost")...your comfort is paramount.

Stick closely to your inner vision and all will be well.

You will need a piece of&nbsp; Dale Earnhart memorabilia of course, but I assume you have that already....

Man, you know your shit&#33;&#33;&#33;

Great stuff, again.


This on formica:



will do???

Will a 18.000 ansi lumen beamer(barco) and lightsensitive srceen do???(instead of the plasma screen)


YoPo

[fkdup74]

yogs.....here is some more hopefully helpfull info...
(mostly a pictorial, as the average educational level
of trailertrash is around the 5th grade level...)

http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/

hope this helps....

[Yogi]

Originally posted by FKDUP74@7 March 2004 - 19:34
yogs.....here is some more hopefully helpfull info...

http://www.missouritrailertrash.com/

hope this helps....

Wow, that is a good tip FuckedUp&#33;&#33;&#33;

Thanks&#33;&#33;

[Yogi]

Originally posted by internet.weather+7 March 2004 - 19:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (internet.weather &#064; 7 March 2004 - 19:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by SensualBarfing@7 March 2004 - 17:14

Originally posted by internet.weather@7 March 2004 - 18:56

Originally posted by SensualBarfing@7 March 2004 - 16:44
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@7 March 2004 - 18:41
Are you really an alcoholic on invalidity benefit, or is that just a joke ?

No Joke&#33;&#33;(though not related)

YoGo

So you pay taxes on benefit, that seems a bit stupid. Why would someone give you benefit then ask you to pay taxes ? That just seems stupid to me, or am I misunderstanding ?

I don&#39;t get benefit from the IRS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

And i also make money as a soundengineer and mucisian.


Yogi

Do you get it from the Government ? If you do it would mean that they were giving you it and taking some back. What would the point of that be ? [/b][/quote]
Same like with working for the government........

And about making sense...........

That was why i started this thread in the first place.

Does it make sense i have to pay taxes and people on trailerparks not..........????


Yogi

[clocker]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing@7 March 2004 - 09:19

Man, you know your shit&#33;&#33;&#33;

Great stuff, again.


This on formica:



will do???

Will a 18.000 ansi lumen beamer(barco) and lightsensitive srceen do???(instead of the plasma screen)


YoPo

Well duh&#33;...course ah do.
If I didn&#39;t have mah 16 kids all out workin at Wal-Mart, I couldn&#39;t afford to sit at my computer all day and be such a pundit.

Don&#39;t know where the little woman gots off to...might be "lost".

Never heard of that TV you&#39;re talkin about...sounds furrin.
Get yourself something reliable and American like Samsung....