How Many Of You Guys Masturbate?

[Skweeky]

We got a banana and a wooden dildo

[Wizard_Mon1]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 March 2004 - 20:27
There you go, these young people need to be taught, they don't teach you technique at school, they just give you a condom and a cucumber

Jonno B)

I never got a cucumber.

Maybe i was just to high to notice.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:30
We got a banana and a wooden dildo

Why?

We got that to "Practice" using condoms, I wanted to put one on but the teacher would'nt let me

Jonno B)

[4th gen]

My uni pals must not have been too experienced either then, they ended up putting their condoms in the hood of my top

[Wizard_Mon1]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+14 March 2004 - 20:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS &#064; 14 March 2004 - 20:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:30
We got a banana and a wooden dildo

Why?

We got that to "Practice" using condoms, I wanted to put one on but the teacher would&#39;nt let me

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
I&#39;m not suprised he didn&#39;t let you, student teacher relations are outlawed.

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+14 March 2004 - 20:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 14 March 2004 - 20:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:30
We got a banana and a wooden dildo

Why?

We got that to "Practice" using condoms, I wanted to put one on but the teacher would&#39;nt let me

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Well. to teach us how to put on a condom. Mind you, they were about 3 years too late


It was completely ridiculous, they didn&#39;t want to do it at school because it was a very strict catholic school, so they sent us to something called &#39;contemplation camp&#39;
2 days in some sort of abbey with a weird hippy woman teaching us about sex, masturbation and self hypnosis. We were 17-18 at the time.

That self hypnosis thing was good though, I still use that every now and then

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@14 March 2004 - 20:35

I&#39;m not suprised he didn&#39;t let you, student teacher relations are outlawed.

My sex teacher was a woman

@Swkeeks........Why did you have a banana AND a wooden dildo?........Prepare you for any size man?

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

No see, there was just 1 banana and 1 dildo for the whole group and two condoms. Only two people got to try it out
The others had to risk unwanted pregnancy I guess

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:48
No see, there was just 1 banana and 1 dildo for the whole group and two condoms. Only two people got to try it out
The others had to risk unwanted pregnancy I guess

why waste condoms, just use a crisp packet. except salt and vinegar burn the napper.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Skweeky@14 March 2004 - 20:48
No see, there was just 1 banana and 1 dildo for the whole group and two condoms. Only two people got to try it out
The others had to risk unwanted pregnancy I guess

And they wonder why we experiment

Jonno B)