Yen?
Broken
A man was out, driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, a cop pulled him over.
The policeman walked up to the man and asked, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why? Was I weaving all over the road?"
"No," replied the policeman, "you were driving splendidly. It was the really ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away."
An It Harm None, Do What You Will
Smoke weed everyday
What's green and fluffy?
green fluff
The Blonde Alibi
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Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. They're practicing to be men.
What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?
Slap him.
or for the Gents, what do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Slap her
Smoke weed everyday
Why do women have small feet?
so they can stand closer to the cooker and sink
Broken
What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
/me hopes NikkiD isnt still around
An It Harm None, Do What You Will
What's brown and sticky.
A Stick
Poster
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
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The Blonde Alibi
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What did God say after creating man?
I can do better
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