My Cv

[BigBoo]

Originally posted by Withcheese+16 May 2004 - 23:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 16 May 2004 - 23:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 22:00
i wonder if any potential employers are reading this

Hello I&#39;m the King of Nigeria,

I&#39;d like to give you a job, £20 grand a year with pension scheme. But first I will need you to send me £24.99 to cover the purchase of your work permit. Please PM me for details.

Withcheese - King of Nigeria. [/b][/quote]


where do i sign?

[sArA]

I wouldn&#39;t give you a job bigboo...but I would laugh at your CV...

[BigBoo]

i just want a change from catering

edit:what if i typed it?

[sArA]

Originally posted by BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 23:05
i just want a change from catering

edit:what if i typed it?

Yeah....maybe...although its not just the handwriting and the scribbling out now is it.....?

Doesn&#39;t makes me think &#39;Oh yeah, he would make a good employee that will benefit my business so I don&#39;t mind paying him&#33;&#39;

[Mathea]

Originally posted by sara5564+16 May 2004 - 23:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sara5564 @ 16 May 2004 - 23:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 23:05
i just want a change from catering

edit:what if i typed it?

Yeah....maybe...although its not just the handwriting and the scribbling out now is it.....?

Doesn&#39;t makes me think &#39;Oh yeah, he would make a good employee that will benefit my business so I don&#39;t mind paying him&#33;&#39; [/b][/quote]
Yeah u gotta make em think ur agreeable, hard working, dedicated, and can get along with people

[sArA]

Try this...sort of thing

Name
Address
Phone
Email

Qualifications
(Anything at all that says you can read and write and add up a bit&#33;&#33;&#33

Experience/Job History
(Nothing you&#39;ve been sacked from preferably or if thats all say they were temporary contracts)

Reasons for Applying
(why you should get the job over someone else)

Hobbies and Interests
(Good if its related to the job)

[BigBoo]

what can ii say that means i get the job then?

i worked on the tills at a cafe until errrrrm. it went bankrupt

should i not put any past jobs down, or i could say i did a paper-round for 5 years thats <s>slave labouur</s> dedication to my job

[Cheese]

Originally posted by BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 22:41
what can ii say that means i get the job then?

i worked on the tills at a cafe until errrrrm. it went bankrupt

should i not put any past jobs down, or i could say i did a paper-round for 5 years thats <s>slave labouur</s> dedication to my job

Apply to the Daily Mirror...I hear they have a vacancy and if Piers Morgan had the job before you its obvious they&#39;ll hire just about anyone..

[bujub22]

apply at as a garbage man ,hell the&#39;ll file your paper work right




right in the fields

[BigBoo]

i failed engilsh and media though. maybe i&#39;d be better at the sun

i hate applying for jobs, ive always been a "has great potential, but must work harder" kid.

i only proper passed maths and science (with absolutely no coursework so it would have been A grade)

i hate coursework, its stupid. it is physically a waste of time. hours and hours of work thaat has no reflection of a persons intelligence ive made me angry again now