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    Originally posted by gemby!@29 July 2004 - 15:06
    if he was a shy labrador then he wouldn't have humped my leg in the first place
    Not when you were looking, which you weren't. Hence the sleephump.

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    Originally posted by gemby!@29 July 2004 - 15:06
    if he was a shy labrador then he wouldn't have humped my leg in the first place
    That's why he waited til you were asleep.

    Have you wormed him this summer yet? I hear it's essential for the affectionate canine,
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    well if he humps my leg once more he's getting the snip
    Single handedly destroying the NHS from the inside

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    Originally posted by gemby!@29 July 2004 - 14:08
    well if he humps my leg once more he's getting the snip
    i hate you!
    *runs to room crying

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    *evil laugh* mwahahahahahhahahaha



















    ha
    Single handedly destroying the NHS from the inside

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    humping a person when they are asleep no matter where it is that ur humping is just like humping a person whos unconscious (dont know how to spell it) or dead. :x

    And if the person you are humping does not know that u are humping, its assault :gunsmile:

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