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    MagicNakor's Avatar On the Peripheral
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    You could've prevented it by sticking a fork into it length-wise a few times.

    Just for the bonus marks.

    things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
    so, he does
    the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
    and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
    the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
    and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
    the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
    -- WW2 for the l33t

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    ever microwaved a hotdog without water?

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    Originally posted by TheDave@12 August 2004 - 14:29
    ever microwaved a hotdog without water?
    no but I've cut a grape in half leaving the two halves attached by the skin, placed then face down on a plate and then microwaved them until there is a bright flash of light
    This fate is worse than death. Condemned to live out existence in a vessel incapable of sustaining my true glory. How am I to function with such limitation? - Illyria

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    Originally posted by brenda+12 August 2004 - 16:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brenda @ 12 August 2004 - 16:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheDave@12 August 2004 - 14:29
    ever microwaved a hotdog without water?
    no but I&#39;ve cut a grape in half leaving the two halves attached by the skin, placed then face down on a plate and then microwaved them until there is a bright flash of light [/b][/quote]
    my god, you&#39;re like some kind of evil science genius - do you have any plans for world domination, i&#39;m currently unemployed and would like to apply as a minion
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    Originally posted by DarthInsinuate+12 August 2004 - 17:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DarthInsinuate @ 12 August 2004 - 17:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by brenda@12 August 2004 - 16:59
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    @12 August 2004 - 14:29
    ever microwaved a hotdog without water?

    no but I&#39;ve cut a grape in half leaving the two halves attached by the skin, placed then face down on a plate and then microwaved them until there is a bright flash of light
    my god, you&#39;re like some kind of evil science genius - do you have any plans for world domination, i&#39;m currently unemployed and would like to apply as a minion [/b][/quote]
    Brenda&#39;s got enough small freshwater fish, but thanks anyway
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    or a wagon wheel

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    Tin foil in the microwave.

    Indoor fireworks.

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