If you were.........

**Yogi** · 11-07-2004, 05:03 PM

Did you throw stones at the father???

**NikkiD** · 11-07-2004, 05:06 PM

My kids generally throw french fries at them.

They used to be so bad around here, that we'd go for a hot dog and the gulls would swoop down and steal them right out of your hand. A couple of years ago they put in some sort of sonar device that deters them. It's funny actually, there are times when you can see huge clouds of them flying in towards the town/lake, and they keep changing direction and then trying another angle.

**100%** · 11-07-2004, 05:09 PM

kids are nasty

try this

1.build a sand castle
2.go far from it and watch

the first kid thay comes by - does what?

**enoughfakefiles** · 11-07-2004, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by DanB

Of course not, I'd tell them to throw bread with altkerseltzer inside instead

Fucking seagulls are a vermin

Is this an urban myth i heard this before.

**100%** · 11-07-2004, 05:19 PM

exactly
damn kiddie paparazzis

**Jon L. Obscene** · 11-07-2004, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by Yogi

Did you throw stones at the father???

Not exactly

Was down the beach just having a look cos not been down there fore a while.
I see these 2 lads throwing flints ant seaguls, which are swooping for them thinking it's food, this wound me up, I looked round and the father was standing watcching them while eating chips, one of them called upto him "Dad I hit a bird" and the father put his thumb up and smile

With that this is the conversation that took place

Me: Oi! how would you like it if I throw stones at you?
Him: Sorry mate what?
Me: You're standing there letting your kids throw stones at seaguls
Him: No their not, their throwing them in the sea
Me: Does it seem like I'm deaf and blind?
Him: What?
Me: I saw one hit and your kid told you about it and you put your thumb up
Him: Yeah but he's not hurtinh them
Me: WTF you think a flint hitting you feels like?
Him: Not much for a bird
Me: You wanna find out?
Him: Are you threatening me?
Me: Yeah I am, you on holiday?
Him: Yeah what of it
Me: Then fuck off home and throw stones at your birds, these birds live here and so do I.

At this poiint his wife came over

Her: I'm sorry, boys will be boys
Me: I was a boy, I never done that
Her: I'm sorry

Then she pulled him away and they went, what an asshole man

We don't have any problems with seaguls, their part of our town, besides their a fucking living thing.

Ok feel better for that

Jonno