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    Quote Originally Posted by Mathea
    i dont get it
    Sorry, I should have quoted TheDave in my post too

    Quote Originally Posted by tehdave
    a rabbit goes into a pub and gets a pint and a cheese toastie. the next day he does the same, and again and again. one day he orders a pint and a bean toastie. the next day he stops coming. after a few days absent the worried bartender phones the rabbit and asks whats wrong...

    the rabbit replies, i'm suffering from mixing-me-toasties
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    ok. i read that the first time too

    somehow im missing the humor in it though


    is it a british thing and thats why im not getting it or did i wake up even blonder than normal?


    :crying: please help lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mathea
    ok. i read that the first time too

    somehow im missing the humor in it though
    is it a british thing and thats why im not getting it or did i wake up even blonder than normal?

    :crying: please help lol
    I don't think it's a Britsh thing but there is a well known disease specific to rabbits called mixematosis (sp?) this sounds a bit like mixing my toasties.

    Jokes are shit when you explain them but I thought that was funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    This looks pretty cool but the pics are taking forever to load and I don't want to start reading cause it will spoil it.

    /taps foot
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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Quote Originally Posted by keef
    Man cannot live on beer alone, it may clean his teeth and make his coffee but it fucks up vitamin drinks and pot noodles royally.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    "Linda. Please come home soon. Keef is acting rather oddly."

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    i don't get any of ya jokes :crying:

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