Yesterday word got out the famous Pedro had a major plastic surgery done
in a private clinic, just outside of Santa Domingo, including a half sexchange.
Sources in the clinic told us that Pedro had chosen the ParisCharles*-
package, after doctors told him the BushLaden-look was not available
anymore.
It seems that Pedro, now named Conchita, was offered this deal by the CIA,
after they discovered his pie-act with Napoleon Dynamite was actually a
cover up for drugdeliveries to addicted housewifes.
After closing a deal for immunity, telling the CIA about the whole scheme,
he chose the surgery over a witness-protection program with a safehouse.
It seems currently the CIA, InterPol and Scotland Yard are looking for
several witnesses. The names of a certain Agent "Raincoat"Skweek, Mr.
Hobbes, BoogerBrother, Shit Faced, Mr. Monkey,
"Barbiturate" Manker,
El Mario Estupendo, Dan "Peerzy" B., Miss Mod Sara,
The NikkiD,
and "Peanut" Ike were apperently leaked in the investigation.
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