dear god! is this allowed?

**Skweeky1** · 01-19-2005, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by TheDave

its no innuendo. they go so far as to say use a mirror and a warm bed or bath

A mirror? Um...it's not like I get turned on by looking at my own private parts. And every donkey knows that doing that in water is a bad idea because it causes uncumfortable friction

Are they taking the piss?

**Yogi** · 01-19-2005, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by Skweeky1

A mirror? Um...it's not like I get turned on by looking at my own private parts. And every donkey knows that doing that in water is a bad idea because it causes uncumfortable friction

Are they taking the piss?

Donkey's fingering in a bath????

Took your medicines this morning, dear????

**Jon L. Obscene** · 01-19-2005, 11:25 AM

I'm having problems visionising Philip Schofield talking about that, no wonder he's gone so grey

Jonno

**Mr. Mulder** · 01-19-2005, 11:33 AM

Philip Schofield is above the age of 90 and is there for forbidden to talk or engage in any sexual act – unless it’s with that puppet he selfishly kidnapped years ago

**manker** · 01-19-2005, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Philip Schofield is above the age of 90 and is there for forbidden to talk or engage in any sexual act – unless it’s with that puppet he selfishly kidnapped years ago

Was it him who kidnapped Andi Peters

**Mr. Mulder** · 01-19-2005, 11:38 AM

I heard the toys got him

**TheDave** · 01-19-2005, 11:39 AM

toys

**Mr. Mulder** · 01-19-2005, 11:40 AM

poor Gordon, what has become of you? other than a wanking aid for mr Schofield

**Jon L. Obscene** · 01-19-2005, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Philip Schofield is above the age of 90 and is there for forbidden to talk or engage in any sexual act – unless it’s with that puppet he selfishly kidnapped years ago

OMG thats what happend to Gordon teh Gopher?

No wonder he squeaked

Jonno