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Wasn't the mirror advice for the lard arse daytime tv wenches who sit around and watch that pants?
I expect they need the extra visual aids, to make sure they don't accidently.....
Urgh.
Someone please finish my sentance off.
I can only think of disgusting, primitive words for anal probing.
Think it may be time to get back to my book.
Lemony Snicket is one unhappy man.
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Last edited by Alien5; Today at 12:51
AKA jaigandhi5
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i conclude that my theory is correct...
Women wank off as much as men but women just dont admit it:evil:
effendi
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Wasn't the mirror advice for the lard arse daytime tv wenches who sit around and watch that pants?
I expect they need the extra visual aids, to make sure they don't accidently.....
Urgh.
Someone please finish my sentance off.
I can only think of disgusting, primitive words for anal probing.
Think it may be time to get back to my book.
Lemony Snicket is one unhappy man.
I'm not going to finish you off, I don't nkow any non-disgusting words for primative anal probing, either
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See Sara, I was being sincere. This is some confusing stuff, especially for men.
Edit: @ Jai - I reckon so
Lots do admit it nowadays tho'.
Last edited by manker; 01-20-2005 at 12:01 AM.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Lagomorph
It is a clitoris, the homologue the the glans penis of the male.
You don't need a mirror to find it, some curious probing will suffice.
It is a spot which needs no introduction when found.
It takes an American to just cum out an say it: "Hit the clit, it is legit".
If you get to the ass, then you need to take a U-turn.
Last edited by hobbes; 01-20-2005 at 12:04 AM.
AKA jaigandhi5
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there go my chips....
@manker yea ur right lots do admit it....now days....i got one of my friend's(girl) to admit it hehe
Ex-Moderatererer
@ manker...
Of course I know where it is....that is entirely not the point.
You are not going to tell me that you don't watch porn....ever?
Isn't the sight of a sexual act in its many different forms erotic?
Do you never use fantasy?
Mirrored walls, ceilings etc enable a combination of voyerism and exhibitionism that many people find exciting.
Just to give you an idea of what I mean.
@ Hobbes.... I agree in part to your 'Hit the clit, its legit' comment, however, There is so much more to it than that if you want to hit the occasional 'big one'
effendi
This is what I didn't get.@ manker...
Of course I know where it is....that is entirely not the point.
You are not going to tell me that you don't watch porn....ever?
Isn't the sight of a sexual act in its many different forms erotic?
Do you never use fantasy?
Mirrored walls, ceilings etc enable a combination of voyerism and exhibitionism that many people find exciting.
Just to give you an idea of what I mean.
Of course you know where it is ... .
I don't get the whole looking at yourself masturbating part. Sure I watch porn but if I'm going to have a wank, I'll look at the screen and not my nutsack. Mirrors are great while having sex with someone else but I don't have a yearning to see my penis, magnificent as it is, when I masturbate.
A bit of narcissism there for the gallery.
Anyway, I really wasn't prying about you, sorry about that if you felt I was being a bit rude. I just wondered what the hell those women on This Morning were on about.
I still don't really understand
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Ex-Moderatererer
This is what I didn't get.
Of course you know where it is ... .
I don't get the whole looking at yourself masturbating part. Sure I watch porn but if I'm going to have a wank, I'll look at the screen and not my nutsack. Mirrors are great while having sex with someone else but I don't have a yearning to see my penis, magnificent as it is, when I masturbate.
A bit of narcissism there for the gallery.
Anyway, I really wasn't prying about you, sorry about that if you felt I was being a bit rude. I just wondered what the hell those women on This Morning were on about.
I still don't really understand
Of course I wasn't concerned. Sexual behaviour is not something I have any huge hangups about and I can certainly take as many positions as you care to suggest in order to consider the subject. (innuendo intended)
It all depends on what turns you on...some people only have sex with the light off. Thats fine if that's what you like. Others find that they like exactly the same thing all the time, and others change 'tactics' according to their mood.
I have seen enough E4 programmes to know that people get their sexual kicks in remarkably varied ways.
I don't know what the "This Morning' crowd were up to though, sounds like they were taking a rather clinical, instruction manual type approach.
effendi
Ah yes. I can identify with that, I guess. There are many things that people get off on that make me go
If I don't find it arousing, no amount of explanation will make me understand, either.
Glad you weren't put out by my probing (oo-er) and as to the This Morning 'experts' - you're probably right and they were expecting an audience of prim young ladies, recently turned 25 and so freed from their chastity belts
Last edited by manker; 01-20-2005 at 12:37 AM.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Error xɐʇuʎs
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...put, and I quote,Wasn't the mirror advice for the lard arse daytime tv wenches who sit around and watch that pants?
I expect they need the extra visual aids, to make sure they don't accidently.....
Urgh.
Someone please finish my sentance off.
I can only think of disgusting, primitive words for anal probing.
.a mirror and a warm bed up there
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