To hypnotise the ladies.................

**vidcc** · 01-31-2005, 01:04 AM

Yogi.

You can put hobbes into a trance by shining your car headlights on him..... works on all bunnies

**Yogi** · 01-31-2005, 04:02 AM

Originally Posted by vidcc

Yogi.

You can put hobbes into a trance by shining your car headlights on him..... works on all bunnies

**S!X** · 01-31-2005, 04:58 AM

Lol.

**vidcc** · 01-31-2005, 02:56 PM

**hobbes** · 01-31-2005, 03:17 PM

When I was a young college boy I visited a friend in Springfield, MO. Springfield is like the capital of the Bible belt, so I was expecting it to be a "traditional" sort of place.

Anyway, we went downtown to visit the bars, and since we had never been, we were just looking for any place that was open and had some people.

We saw a club people where 2 women were entering, kind of isolated though down a street. As we passed, it was interesting to note that the bar had no name. "So what" we thought and drove down the block to park. Since I wasn't driving I had been getting my drink on and instilled with drunken energy, I ran from my friend toward the bar. I ran into the bar and some primitive sensor went off and I stopped on a dime. I didn't know what is was, but something said, "you have just made a big mistake".

A weird disorienting feeling, kind of like the slow realization that there are no urinals in a bathroom, just stalls and that there is no graffiti and the place has full length mirrors. First the sensation that something is not right, then the concious awareness that you've entered the womans bathroom by mistake.

So anyway, I look at the bouncer and my eyes start scanning the bar, trying to understand what the alarm was. I got as far as the bar, only to see this guy smiling back at me.

I turned back to the bouncer and said "I believe I have made a mistake". He looked flatly back at me and said "yep".

Anyway, that is suddenly how I feel about this thread.