scrambled pwns.Originally Posted by Sparsely
the power to refuse pay on trains, they turn up an hour late, its raining and they have the nerve to charge me £3.50! i think not mr train driver
I want to be able to read people's minds as they already expect me to do that at work
I would like the ability to remain calm in the face of unreason.
Every day I have to deal with people who are stupifyingly ignorant and (typically) pissed off (probably because they are aware that their ignorance is the root cause of their trouble).
By week's end, homocide is an attractive option.
Lord grant me strength.
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
If I can aim as high as I want, I'd want a way to cure any disease.
Being able to ban people from the internet for life is a hot contender tho'
When you told me you loved me I thought it was platonic, likeOriginally Posted by Sparsely
but you can snny, you can, simply drink enough beer, build up the pressure untilOriginally Posted by SnnY
it is almost intolerable, then and only then go to the urinoir and let her rip
(tip: aim up)
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