Chris: Dad, what if I told you I didn't want to be in the scouts anymore?
Peter: I'd say, "Come again?" Then I'd laugh 'cause I said "come."
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Peter: Big money, big money, no whammies, no whammies, STOP!
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The New Moral
Chris: Dad, what if I told you I didn't want to be in the scouts anymore?
Peter: I'd say, "Come again?" Then I'd laugh 'cause I said "come."
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Peter: Big money, big money, no whammies, no whammies, STOP!
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Madden Champ!
Peter: Is Your Refridgerator Running? Well if it is it probably runs like you, very homosexually.
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
Colonel
Peter: You don't have to quit the force. I mean, you could get a desk job. Eh? You could be a desk.
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Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.
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Originally Posted by JordoR
Colonel
lol that's a classic
Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.
Died in battle
Peter: Whoa pal, I don't take coupons from chickens. Not after last time...
meh, you probably know the rest
The Sexay Half Of ABBA And Max: Freelance Plants
Colonel
ya, that scene i dont think anyone can forget (assuming they've watched it)
Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.
Colonel
Peter: Can't we tell them that your mother died?
Lois: Peter, I'm not gonna lie about something like that.
Peter: All right, all right, I'll kill your mother.
Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.
Colonel
last quote for today b4 i go 2 bed:
Peter: Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first.
Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.
=_=_=
Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.Vacuum repairman: There you go, all fixed. Turns out a half-eaten meatball was clogging up the intake.
Peter: Oh. Well, did you save it?
Vacuum repairman: Uh, no.
Peter: You bastard.Peter: I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.Peter (to Meg): Remember that pony you wanted when you were 6? Well I've been waitin for a time like this.
(opens closet door and a skeleton of a pony is there)
Peter: Oh, oh god, that's right ponies, ponies like food.
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