are you saying that me not lowering my trousers is a bad thing? if you want to service me just ask, you know i love you...
are you saying that me not lowering my trousers is a bad thing? if you want to service me just ask, you know i love you...
n00b
i mean
woowoo
WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?
Ross
WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?
nothing...we have to read hamlet in school soon though.
FAVOURITE MUSIC?
Classic Rock, Rock, Etc. (no rap! :x)
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
dunno
FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING
"Shit it's cold"
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
I wait 5 to see if anyone else is answering then i run to a room with a phone (mine broked)
WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
Computer.
IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Guitar.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
I dont drive yet but when i do i'm sure i will want to go fast.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
no.
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
None yet. :crying:
WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
dunno.
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Gin wiht 7up.
WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
dont have one!!!
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
sometimes.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
electrician.
EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
no.
THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
depends if it's filling up or emptying. if it is getting filled i'd say half full, if it was being emptied i'd say half empty.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
dust.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?
dont got a favorite number. :crying:
IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?
near my current house.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
tshirt.
BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?
beach.
TECHNOLOGY OR ART?
tech
COMEDY OR HORROR?
Comedy
FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?
Night
WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?
Dont care
WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
7:50am
DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?
NO!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?
summer - no school!
YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
dunno
DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
no.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?
saturday...sleep in late AND stay up late.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?
pizza or pasta.
DO YOU HAVE PETS?
yes a dog and my sister has a fish and a hamster and a rabbit and we used to have a bird but it died. :crying:
oh and i used to have a crayfish a long time ago and even longer ago we had goldfishies. :crying:
Kentish old lady
BT Rep: +8
WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?
Guillaume
WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?
Time's eye (Arthur C Clarke)
FAVOURITE MUSIC?
Metal
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING
Feck! Morning already?
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
I never answer the phone, I filter my calls through the answering machine and call back whoever I deem worth.
WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
Friends, family, and above all else me !
IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
The violin.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
No, I never drive, I don't even have a licence.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
No.
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
I don't have one. Probably never will.
WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
All my loved ones who have departed.
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Schlenkerla Rauchbier
WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
I don't have a car, I already told you. Don't you ever listen?
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Don't ever mention broccoli again.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Librarian or rich lazy mofo.
EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
Yep.
THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Half full.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
Dust.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?
that is a stupid question, sorry.
IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?
Lost in the woods.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
Army boots.
BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?
Mountains
TECHNOLOGY OR ART?
Do I really need to choose?
COMEDY OR HORROR?
Comedy
FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Arse.
FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?
Sundown.
WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?
In bed.
WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
10.45am
DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?
No.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?
Winter.
YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Freeze time.
DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
No.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?
Friday.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?
Pasta alla carbonara.
DO YOU HAVE PETS?
Yes. An obese and senile dog.
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Poster
WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?
ziggyjuarez
WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?
I dont like to read
FAVOURITE MUSIC?
rock,rap,hip-hop,techno,dance,spanish
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
when i gotta poop
FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING
what pr0n am i gonna dL next
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
no one calls me :- (
WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
geting through it
IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
harp
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
dont drive
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
no
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
no car yet
WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
jesus
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
I don't drink
WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
I don't have a car
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
no
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Atf agent
EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
nope :crying:
THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
OLD
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
Well my bed is on the floor because im poor
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?
13?
IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?
japan
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
bra
BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?
Mountains
TECHNOLOGY OR ART?
technology
COMEDY OR HORROR?
Horror
FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
boobies
FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?
night
WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?
At home
WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
when i feel like it
DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?
No
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?
summer.all the girls wear good stuff
YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
to never be hurt
DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
no
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?
Friday
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?
shripcalktail
DO YOU HAVE PETS?
no,they all be dead
Poster
BT Rep: +4
WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?
Lilmiss, missie, or Ms. Miss, tankyou please
WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?
Still, Wee Free Men.
I like to read a chapter or so of Tao of Pooh when I really hate the world
FAVOURITE MUSIC?
Anything that isn't prepackaged and force feed to me
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Acid with high strength pain killers is a pretty fecked up feeling
FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING
Fags, lighter, tea, shite I'm late
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
Quite a few, I sometimes don't answer because I like my ring tone too much
WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
Music....and ho har.
IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
My ickle black guitar, but it hurts my fingers
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
Oh yeah, but the car doesn't
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
Several. Always with Flossie me wabbit and Shaun the hotwater bottle
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Ford Orion Ghia, 1.6.
WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
My aunty everyone says I look like, who died babysitting me
Spooky.
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Anything that does the job, though Vodka if you're asking?
WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
Dead people, oh and a pair of mud encrusted DC trainers
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
I don't broccoli full stop, too boring
Maybe if it was pink
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I wanna be a jobless bum, or own a huge vinyl shop that no one visited
EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
(yeah, too many times to count.)
No, it's all about the ho har
THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Neither at the moment
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
Old dairies, letters, dead people, pj's, cd's and tapes, and stuff you shouldn't know about.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?
heh, heh, heh, heh. What was the question?
IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?
On the moon
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
Dungaree's and vests
BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?
A beach full of pebbles
TECHNOLOGY OR ART?
Technowhat? Art, I guess
COMEDY OR HORROR?
All horrors are comedies. Bah.
FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
All but the mouth and vocal chords
FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?
Around 2am, s'pose
WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?
Slap bang in the middle of a mosh pit
WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
I don't wake till it gets dark out there
DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?
Oooooh yes, and you are all so damned to my hellnation
WHAT Is YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?
Autumn, so colourful in a deathly sort of way
YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
The flame finger from Britsh Gas adverts
DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
Lots, and lots and more to come
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?
I hate days
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?
Cheese n trees, preferably not burnt
DO YOU HAVE PETS?
A few lazy spiders and one fat stoned fly
_________________________
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effendi
This thread has made me want to smoke marijuana so I don't have to think about the answers I've just read.
:crying:
Last edited by manker; 03-29-2005 at 11:51 PM.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
n00b
if it helps. i'm only checking here for one liners
effendi
Tho' that cheered me upOriginally Posted by Missy
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Noodle Critic
BT Rep: +2
WHAT'S YOUR FULL NAME?
no
WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?
"WHAT ARE YOU READING AT THE MOMENT?"
FAVOURITE MUSIC?
Dir en grey, mostly heavy stuff but I also enjoy Suzanne Vega and The Eels.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Disappointment or embarrassment.
FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING
"ow...".
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
preferably none
WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?
Fun.
IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Violin.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
Maybe if I could.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
About 30 of them, not sexually of course.
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
:does not compute:
WHO DO YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO?
Hide.
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Champagne.
WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR?
You don't want to know.
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
It's the only part I do.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Animator, manga artist or a normal artist.
EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
I don't think so, I've had some really strong crushes, though.
THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Depends on the glass.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
Don't know, I'm too scared to look.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?
15698745823654125487956684521548796321002200025610265462102558894
IF YOU COULD BUILD A HOUSE ANYWHERE WHERE WOULD IT BE?
The middle of the ocean.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
Socks, I wrote a poem about them.
BEACH, MOUNTAINS OR CITY?
Mountains.
TECHNOLOGY OR ART?
Art.
COMEDY OR HORROR?
Horror, love a good scare.
FAVOURITE PHYSICAL FEATURE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Eyes, maybe lips...? What ever makes them look feminine in an Interesting and exotic way.
FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY?
Night.
WHERE'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO BE?
Alone.
WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
I don't wake up in the morning.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE?
Sure, why not.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON?
I love them all.
YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Telekinesis.
DO U HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT?
If I had one? A tiny withered flower or a heart.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY?
Saturday.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAL?
Chocolate.
DO YOU HAVE PETS?
2 cats and a slow worm but I want a corn snake that I can call Corn Snack.
Last edited by SpatulaGeekGirl; 03-30-2005 at 12:42 AM.
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
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