Fake Shemp
Going for a summer job at the nearby mail sorting office. I get to read people's poorly written post on a computer screen and try to decipher what they really mean. It's the job I was born to do.
As an added bonus it is a 5pm-9pm job so won't interfere too much with my general laziness.
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isnt that what you do here?
effendi
All the best with that
It's unfortunate that you won't be able to deliver a cutting remark directly to the writer of the badly written prose - but you can still think it.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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as a release to the tedium - you could post "the best of" here
Fake Shemp
I've been waiting to use this one here:Originally Posted by manker
All the best with that
It's unfortunate that you won't be able to deliver a cutting remark directly to the writer of the badly written prose - but you can still think it.
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of spell checkers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Been practising on my typing speed, have been getting 45wpm on average so I don't think I'll struggle on the typing test that I have to take.
The only thing that stresses me is when they ask you "Why do you want this job?" Duh - 'cos my student loan has ran out.
Last edited by MCHeshPants420; 05-24-2005 at 01:22 PM.
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A controlfreak hotel manager once asked me
"why do you want the job?"
i replied
"I need the job"
i was fired
amen
never again a job that bores me
effendi
Whenever my job bores me, I play with my interweb.
Quality retort but suddenly X 2
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Error xɐʇuʎs
BT Rep: +1
Good luck, cheebus.
there is no god
You'll have to let us know how many letters are sent to God, Santa and the easter bunnie..... also be interesting how many are sent to fictional TV characters
it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.
Frog Shoulder
BT Rep: +4
mention my name, you should be OK.
How much is it you can earn before paying tax BTW(sp).
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
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