I did that to a girlfriend once, she got kind of tetchy when I refused to answer the door when she came round.Originally Posted by Samurai
Fake Shemp
I did that to a girlfriend once, she got kind of tetchy when I refused to answer the door when she came round.
LMFAO do u really think thats appropite in my situation i was thinking of poems like my love for u is undying ,, i see your smile in every blink , in my every heartbeat your name echos , in my every breath your name whipers , in my every dream i see your laughter , i will always love you till the the day i die and ever after , LOL I MADE THAT UP TO
Fake Shemp
The moon landing was faked.
You keep my scarf by your bed knowing my scent is caught there.
Humans once slept standing up there.
David Letterman is a robot.
Sauce
Last edited by MCHeshPants420; 05-24-2005 at 02:15 AM.
i mean i cant ignore this girl for sum reson i like her too much , here this is all the shit that happend her ex is trying to win her back casue they went out for a loong time and i feel guilty of breaking them up only if i knew she had a man before i started flirting with her i woudnt be in the situation but now that i am i cant even turn back cause i dont like to lose, and this girl is like diffrent one hour we make out the other she starts to tell me bout her ex and how hez soo sweet and shit LIKE WTF MAKE UP YOUR MIND
Fake Shemp
I suppose you could go down the cliche route. Me, I'd use the David Letterman one.
Last edited by MCHeshPants420; 05-24-2005 at 02:19 AM.
Anyone must have said in there life a really sweet poem to the one they admire the most please im in need of a poem like that and nothing about david letterman LOL
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The secret is to keep it short:
The thought of you leaves me breathless.
Help, give me sumaiya.
.Political correctness is based on the principle that it's possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
There We go thats a start keep em comming
Fake Shemp
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So let me stick it in.
effendi
Under you shorts, I see it - your arse
I want to touch, to feel - your parts
You've shaved now, the hair - it's sparse
Oh Sumaiya, you've got it - my heart
Napster's gone, not your fault - it was Lars.
Feck's sake, arse is such a difficult word to end a first line with. You'd better use that one
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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