What would you do if you won the lottery?

[brotherdoobie]

I'd immediately phone my minions and get some ninja laser defences situated on my existing Mars outposts. I'd formulate plans to build three more big fuck off sonic torpedo launchers to add to the seven I've already financed.

Mars will remain part of the manker dynasty

You can have it...it's a red planet.
I only colonize blue plannets.


Peace bd

[DarthInsinuate]

i'd become a recluse in a nice mansion with plenty of land around it, and a moat, and i'll have a bidet or two

[(>Zero Cool<)]

very ocassionally words fail me, thanks to cheebus, fox boy and mancbloke this is one of these times

unfortunately I am also laughing out loud which I fear may merely encourage them

edit: post was too nice

[manker]

I'd immediately look for 5 acres of land, ready for water and sewer.

You think you'd shit yourself with excitement. Noice.

[Guillaume]

sonic torpedo

What's that? Céline Dion with a propeller up her arse?

[MCHeshPants420]

I won the lottery once. Won £3,285,008.83. So I bought the Six Million Dollar Man. But he ran away.

Ain't nobody catching him.

[Afronaut]

I won the lottery once. Won £3,285,008.83. So I bought the Six Million Dollar Man. But he ran away.

Ain't nobody catching him.

Now there was a Quality Show.



I remember being a fan of it when it came on telly.
Had to fight with me mom if i was allowed to watch it.


Anyhoo.
With all the cash i would do the Stewie.
I'd be such a ghost.

[brotherdoobie]

I won the lottery once. Won £3,285,008.83. So I bought the Six Million Dollar Man. But he ran away.

Ain't nobody catching him.

Meh, I hired the crack head from around the corner. It only cost me a 40 ounce of Lazer,a pack of Dorals and the new Backstreet Boys cd.

Take his crack stem,and nobody will catch him.
Including,your six million dollar man.

Peace bd

[hippychick]

I don't play the lottery, buttt if I won...I would go to Egypt and explore the runins...Go on a Safari, Jump out of planes, go scuba diving off the coast of Figi, go Mnt Climbing, Get me a new sportbike and travel Canada and the US.

in 24 hrs ????

ok I give up

Mods please close this thread

p.s. Welcome to the forum XciTe

LOL Thats what I get for skimming the text...24 hrs I would get a boob job

[Gemby!]

i would first of all get better internet thingy, and a new comp, aswell as order ALL the cd's i could ever want.

then i would head down oxford street and buy some new clothes.

possibly pop in greggs

finally i wouldn't tell my family, eventhough they would be uber suspicious and carry on as normal