some farmer has spread cow poo all over his field, which is near by, and now there's a strong breeze outside and the cow sh*t must have been fresh cos everything fecking stinks of cow sh*t!
i'd close all the windows but then it would be too hot
some farmer has spread cow poo all over his field, which is near by, and now there's a strong breeze outside and the cow sh*t must have been fresh cos everything fecking stinks of cow sh*t!
i'd close all the windows but then it would be too hot
"Sure, baby. My Kung Fu is the best"
Last night the queue at the bar was four deep and 20 across. I was approximately dead centre of this seething mass of sweaty people. It wasn't nice.
This old alcoholic tramp guy (It was a JD Weatherspoons pub, they're allowed in there) was about three people from me - he farted and was shouted at 'cos the queue people didn't like it
He then screwed up his face and shit himself on purpose. It was mayhem and I lost my place in the queue
Tramp shit > Cow shit.
plz, lincoln cows feed on tramp shit fo' food, nice try though, manker
bad news about your place in the queue though'
Last edited by Frohike; 07-15-2005 at 11:19 AM.
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that guy pwnsOriginally Posted by manker
did he not realise he had no change of clothes?
Yeah but tramp shit is, apparently, liquid - plus he had shorts and flip flops on. Some of it went on a girl.Originally Posted by Frohike
Tramp shit must pwn cow shit 'cos cows don't poo over people in pubs
I don't think he cared. After we left, we seen him sitting on a bench near the taxi rank.Originally Posted by GepperRankins
He made no attempt to distance himself from teh drunken chavs ... so yeah, apart from the horror of me witnessing the incident, he pwns
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