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  1. 07-31-2005, 01:03 PM #1
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    just walk into the supermarket and take a baguette from the bakery and shove it down your trouser leg and walk out
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    I prefer watermelon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
    just walk into the supermarket and take a baguette from the bakery and shove it down your trouser leg and walk out
    I actually already keep something down there. But don't worry, you will reach puberty one day.

    Edit: If you have to steal food, you may want to consider applying for welfare and/or foodstamps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot
    Quote Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
    just walk into the supermarket and take a baguette from the bakery and shove it down your trouser leg and walk out
    I actually already keep something down there. But don't worry, you will reach puberty one day.

    Edit: If you have to steal food, you may want to consider applying for welfare and/or foodstamps.
    this is the worst joke ever written. not only is it a poor derivative attempt at self-gratification, but it also quotes the second worst joke ever written
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  11. 07-31-2005, 08:54 PM Lounge   -   #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarthInsinuate
    not only is it a poor derivative attempt at self-gratification
    Self gratification? Who was talking about sticking what down their trousers?
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