I turned my beer fridge off last night because it was humming and I had a hangover, this morning I forgot to turn it back on, and now the beer is warm, it's like being back in England!
I turned my beer fridge off last night because it was humming and I had a hangover, this morning I forgot to turn it back on, and now the beer is warm, it's like being back in England!
i'm the only person in the world that likes warm beer *ermm
Mail them to me. They'll be ice-cold by the time I get them.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
stick them in a glass and drop some ice cubes in them. the plastic ones filled with water, then you refreeze them and do it all over again.
throw some shrimp on the barbie billy.
there's two things in this life i hate; 1. Cultural discrimination and 2. Gypsies
It could have been more unpleasant
woman shot her husband to death after he gave her a can of warm beer!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16065183/
The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me
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