How many 5 year-olds could you take out?

[Rip The Jacker]

I don't get it.

[manker]

I don't get it.

[Barbarossa]

It depends.

If I was wearing a stormtrooper costume and the 5 year olds were wearing ewok costumes then I would probably get beaten to a pulp by about 7 of them...

[Guillaume]

I've read this before, either on Snopes or Wiki

And here's the 12 years-old variant.

And VB's outraged reaction can't be anything but a rod, can it?

[manker]

I've read this before, either on Snopes or Wiki

And here's the 12 years-old variant.

And VB's outraged reaction can't be anything than a rod, can it?

VB1234 doesn't like newbies - it's the reason rossco demoted him from moderator to forum star.

[Skiz]

Oh yeah, are we talking normal 5 yr olds or the kind like that body builder kid...?

[Seedler]

First of all, my friends and I were just talking the other day and we just thought of this idea and I decided to turn the idea into my first post. This post is just for fun and very hypothetical. Just let loose your imagination and see wut tactics u can come up with.

When I said "healthy american 5-year olds", I neither meant ripped body builders or fatass Lays-lovers. Just normal youngsters trying to mob u.

Tactics my friends and I discussed includes aiming for the head with hard blows and trying to stay standing the whole time. After some serious reconsideration I decided if i got really pissed off and get a massive adrenaline rush, I could probably take out 45-50 as I do regularly work out. Friggin kids, just hope they won't bite, especially in that unpleasant place...

[QualityPapers]

First of all, my friends and I were just talking the other day and we just thought of this idea and I decided to turn the idea into my first post. This post is just for fun and very hypothetical. Just let loose your imagination and see wut tactics u can come up with.

When I said "healthy american 5-year olds", I neither meant ripped body builders or fatass Lays-lovers. Just normal youngsters trying to mob u.

Tactics my friends and I discussed includes aiming for the head with hard blows and trying to stay standing the whole time. After some serious reconsideration I decided if i got really pissed off and get a massive adrenaline rush, I could probably take out 45-50 as I do regularly work out. Friggin kids, just hope they won't bite, especially in that unpleasant place...

So you sit around with your friends, imagining how many 5years you could beat up? And you try and work out the tactics that you use?? And rather than keeping this disturbing behaviour to yourself, you decide to post it on a messageboard and see how other people would handle the situation.

This is not normal.

It is very, very odd.

What has happened to the Funny Stuff section?? First it was henrikjack with his odd pictures of children and then this guy and his playgroup matrix fetish.

Heres something else for you to think about..cars...women...food...football...sex...blowjobs...haircuts...computers...jobs...music...movies...anything else really, just not beating up 5year olds.

Its not cool.

I think we need a new section here, for these strange people to put their first few posts. There could be some kind of warning or disclaimer underneath it.

[Virtualbody1234]

After you finish your "activity", I hope you have fun in jail. You'll have a new challenge when your jailmates hear about why you got your time.

I wonder how many of them you could "take on"?

[manker]

Sometimes, when I'm chatting with friends - maybe drunk or a bit stoned or whatever - we talk about the best way to overthrow the government or chat about how euthanasia wouldn't be a vote winner but would solve a lot of the welfare state's problems.

However:

We're not really going to do it!!!1