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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I'm pretty damn sure he isn't really scouse
    Are you saying that he is like Tarzan, Mowgli or Superman in that he was raised by wild animals? I agree.
    :earl:

    It hadn't occured but I'm fucking well sticking to it.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Fuck's sake.

    I'd more or less forgotten that I'd given up smoking, not posted here with a whinge for a few days.

    Patches rawk.

    I'm off out to the pub after work today, if I get it organised, to watch Arsenal spawn victory against the gallant Spaniards ... I'll try to go without smoking at all, that's right, even in the pub
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Puff, betcha

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Fuck's sake.

    I'd more or less forgotten that I'd given up smoking, not posted here with a whinge for a few days.

    Patches rawk.

    I'm off out to the pub after work today, if I get it organised, to watch Arsenal spawn victory against the gallant Spaniards ... I'll try to go without smoking at all, that's right, even in the pub
    Well remembered, I'm sure you've been planning a good night out to watch the game for ages.

    I think I may have a wee sherry myself and watch it.

    C'Mon the Barca.
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    The Arsenal fans behind me were right cunts.

    I started off not really minding who won but as soon as I heard one of them speak, Barca winning suddenly became important to me.

    Didn't smoke all night and refused a few tokes of a spliff
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    The Arsenal fans behind me were right cunts.

    I started off not really minding who won but as soon as I heard one of them speak, Barca winning suddenly became important to me.

    Didn't smoke all night and refused a few tokes of a spliff
    Well done, on all counts.
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    w00t you.

    All football fans are pissants.

    Piss off and die to be honest.

  8. Lounge   -   #108
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    Thanks again.

    I don't know why but after breezing through the week, I've found yesterday and today really difficult. I used to stuff half emptypackets of Marlboro in and around my office and sometimes in my house too, in case I ran out. I keep finding them and have to throw them out.

    I think they're all done now but that last one (five minutes ago) was really wanting to be smoked. If I hadn't sent Bo all the lighters that were in my office, I might have smoked them



    Meh, I think water got under my patch this morning in the shower and washed a lot of the precious nicotine from under it away from my wanton upper-arm. Maybe that's it.

    I now haven't smoked at all for seven days and have only had two cigarettes in thirteen days.


    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    I didn't re-read that so if it's gibberish, it's gibberish ... meh.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Why are you working on a Saturday, the banks aren't even open?

    Anyway, well done with the fag thing, the hardest bit is over and you now know that you don't need to smoke.

    If you feel like one and think meh I'll smoke if I feel like it, just member that manlet will be twice as likely to take it up if you smoke.
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