Thank youOriginally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Fixed.
Looking for loopholes
Thank youFixed.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
Frog Shoulder
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Yeah but it has to be said by a man on a building site, which you can do in your head. However as soon as you say it in the voice of a teenage English girl it really doesn't work.I said it out loud (in my head) in a rich Scotch brogue and you were right - but when I said it out loud (earl) in my lascivious lilt, it turned out that you were horribly wrong
Think it thro' sweetheart.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
effendi
I sent him a text message - I don't let my Dad go on the interweb for fear he might buy some form of software to enable filesharing.
To be honest, my view of Mothers Day is much like your mate's - but I also wouldn't dare.
I also hate Xmas, Easter and Birthdays. Father's Day wasn't too bad, my Dad is in Santorini so I didn't have to do 'owt.
I went to Santorini, albeit quite a while a go - lovely place. The archaeology is fantastic. I dare say these days it has internet cafes you could have sent a card to.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Frog Shoulder
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Mon plaisure.Thank you
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
effendi
Hoi! You promised to stop grooming me after I sent the pics.Yeah but it has to be said by a man on a building site, which you can do in your head. However as soon as you say it in the voice of a teenage English girl it really doesn't work.I said it out loud (in my head) in a rich Scotch brogue and you were right - but when I said it out loud (earl) in my lascivious lilt, it turned out that you were horribly wrong
Think it thro' sweetheart.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Looking for loopholes
I sent him a text message - I don't let my Dad go on the interweb for fear he might buy some form of software to enable filesharing.
That is easily done, I have heard.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
Frog Shoulder
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Phase IIHoi! You promised to stop grooming me after I sent the pics.
Now I want some with you wearing clothes
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
Frog Shoulder
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manker = H4r5h.
That is easily done, I have heard.
True story.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
effendi
If ever he insisted that he simply must go online, I would direct him to a filesharing forum and make him post on it for years before he even thought about using his credit card. Maybe one with a warning at the top saying 'Never pay for filesharing!'
That is easily done, I have heard.
Surely, that would do the trick
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Frog Shoulder
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The Scene - An interweb forum, somewhere in Kent
manker - Pass the salt.
JP - No, you're enough of a cunt already
Fade, to the sound of a Scottish Accountant sobbing.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
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