101 Ways To Be A Numetal Band

[kassinopious]

something you forgot to mention

102. When making songs use no more than 3 chords, they cannot be varied in pitch and they must be at least 12 tones lower than audiable sound.
103. The top 3 strings of your guitar should not be used under any circum stances other than as a snare to cut your genitals off as a way of advertisment.
104. Tell people that Satan is your father but go home and pray to God

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