I've Just Realised

[monkfi5h]

You wanna know what my nose looks like?

Cut a sandwich into 2 triangle slices...Hold one slice onto your face and sHaZaM, you got my nose right there

[Neil__]

Originally posted by hypoluxa3k@5 July 2003 - 21:49
so i always thought that the only facial flaw i have is a big nose, but it turns out my nose isn't just big but bent too...

i think it's because of the way i've been sleeping these past few years (on my front, right side of my face flat on my pillow)

aw man, this is all i need.

Get into a bar fight and take blows from the opposing side.
maybe it'll heal straight.

Please dont do this at home.

Neil.

[KinkoStinky]

I dont care about any of you. All I know is that (not including all the sexyer people then me) is that im the sexiest person alive!

[Neil__]

Originally posted by KingYoshi@7 July 2003 - 00:50
I dont care about any of you. All I know is that (not including all the sexyer people then me) is that im the sexiest person alive!

If only that were true

Neil

[Wolfmight]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US+5 July 2003 - 19:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CELEBS_ARE_US @ 5 July 2003 - 19:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MetroStars@5 July 2003 - 21:59

I&#39;m dead sexy.............apart from my face and body

Jonno - I have the same problem

Yeah&#33; but I was stunning ...........until I was born

Ah, what a wonderful day for the world that was

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
lol at your avitar and sig.. looks like freaky porn dance of the 70s